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  • To eat? No, that would be cruel. Lulling the duck into a false sense of security and then cutting off his head while he's watching Space Ducks 2 and cooking him slowly at 325o.

    Signature?! I don't need no stinkin' signiature!
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    • mansko disse...
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    • Dez 10 2008, 20h54
    yeas, i did them once, but would never ever consider doing it again!

    have you ever aswered a question that was not asked, twat?

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    • ali_sh disse...
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    • Dez 29 2008, 23h04
    Yes... I'm just too absent-minded... I never understand what's going on.

    Have you ever felt like you're not where you belong?

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  • every hour of every day...


    have you ever had sex in public ?





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  • kind of, I should try again to make it official :)

    Have you ever woke up next to someone you really don't know his/her name after a really good nite ?

    If our Gods and our hopes are nothing but scientific phenomena, then let us admit it must be said that our love is scientific as well. ∞
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  • Yes it was really awkward i got up not knowing where i was just made coffee so she would get out as fast as possible from my house .

    Have you ever met Chuck Norris and what woul you do if you met him (i'd personally look out for the hidden fist in his chin and hit him in his face cause i hate people not just him all living thtings annoy me like hel (not christian HEll but Asatru like short for Helheim)

    http://www.last.fm/group/Asatru+%2C+emo+hating%2C+metal+listening+group Asatrists!!!! Join my group (by the way i need some ideas for it but i think we'll manage)
    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Final Fantasy 7

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    • Fev 1 2009, 11h21
    No. I would ask him about the last digit of pi and infinty (remember he knows both) and because i am very short i would survive this encounter because he aims to high, when he tries to roundhousekick me.

    Have you ever eaten a living animal?

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  • OoOoO me me me meee!!!!
    Were should i start ant beatles(The Beatles) and fly (one time never again) and a small hamster (poor little critter tasted so good )
    And please dont tell me i have problems CAUSE I DONT!!!

    http://www.last.fm/group/Asatru+%2C+emo+hating%2C+metal+listening+group Asatrists!!!! Join my group (by the way i need some ideas for it but i think we'll manage)
    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Final Fantasy 7

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  • Since you effectively killed this thread by not asking a question, I feel it's my duty to poke some life back into the ol' girl...

    Have you ever deliberately teased (in the cock tease sense of the word) someone because you felt they needed it proven to them that they're an asshole?

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    • fburns99 disse...
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    • Mar 14 2009, 0h38
    No. If they`re an asshole, what would I be doing down there?

    Since we`re apparantly "talking dirty" , Have you ever become a member of The Mile High Club?

    cryin` won`t help you, prayin` won`t do you no good.
    Led Zeppelin
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  • ahahaha no, I meant in the sense of just being generally alluring, but having no intentions of following up with anything XD

    No, the only time I've flown without my family present, I was alone, and way too nervous about the possibility that I may be flying into the next Fritzl situation to be propositioning random people to go to the bathroom with me.

    Have you ever been leaning on your hair without noticing, and tried to sit up?

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  • yes... if I had top-quality hair, I would probably break my neck.


    Have you ever got drunk at cinema?

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  • Neeeooo. Tickets are way too expensive, and I'd have to smuggle my own alcohol in. Id rather download the movie and invite my friends over to get drunk whilst watching it in the comfort of my own home XD

    Have you ever wanted to do something outrageous, but not known what, so settled for not doing anything at all?

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  • Once i wanted to blow up my school but it turned out that we were in spring break so i got home with my mercury bomb and got really depressed later i blew up a church (or had to if i didnt spill aldl the mercury in my house) :(

    Ever had one of those days that you wish you could blow up the world ? ( Hey Bri look i'm out of the thred assasination bussines)

    http://www.last.fm/group/Asatru+%2C+emo+hating%2C+metal+listening+group Asatrists!!!! Join my group (by the way i need some ideas for it but i think we'll manage)
    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Final Fantasy 7

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  • I used to all the time, but nixed that in favor of world domination. I've always thought being an empress would be badass. Maybe the Never Ending Story gave me unrealistic expectations as a child.

    Would you rather have sex with David Hasselhoff or Richard Simmons, given that it was a life or death situation?

    "No point in mentioning those bats, I thought, the poor bastard will see them soon enough."
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    • Mar 22 2009, 0h01
    omg... David Hasselhoff, given that his face is covered with a pillow... or maybe my eyes...

    Have you ever pretended not to speak the language you were asked a question in?

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    • the_anto disse...
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    • Mar 22 2009, 3h29
    Que?

    Have you ever had to break your own window to get in, and then lied about it later?

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  • Naaah, but the neighbours must think I'm a retard, I'm always jumping the side fence to go round the back and get the spare key to let myself in.

    Have you ever climbed a mountain whilst wearing skis?

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    • mansko disse...
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    • Mar 26 2009, 15h31
    sure, with the help of ski-tow ;D

    have you ever learnt to do sthg quite possibly pointless but awesome in some strange way?

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  • I have - with years of diligent practice, sweat, and tears - learned to sing like Scuttle the seagull. That was no small task, my friend.

    Have you ever made a complete ass out of yourself in public but not realized it until much later?

    "No point in mentioning those bats, I thought, the poor bastard will see them soon enough."
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  • No, I usually realise promptly when I've done something moronic =P

    Have you ever tried to see how long you could go without blowing your nose before anything drips out, because you refused to let a cold be your master?

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    • campag disse...
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    • Mar 27 2009, 11h39
    Yes. But it always escapes in the end. And instead of a ripple you have a tsunami. Goes down well at church. I found I could get away with it until I was about 4. After that the elderly person in the row in front will generally complain or attack with a handbag. Good job I never went to baptist church - not elderly and all carry AK47s. They could take serious revenge for a bogie tsunami.

    Have you ever been to church of your own free will?

    "You have the right to free speech. As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it." John Graham Mellor (1952-2002)
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  • Do weddings count, or are we talking the whole kit and kaboodle.. mass.. or that other thing people do in churches that isn't setting fire to them? Weddings, yes, everything else.. no.

    Have you ever accidentally received a dirty text message that was clearly meant for someone else?

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  • *shudder* Yes and it was beyond awkward. I assumed it wasn't for me as I don't have the required equipment referenced in the text ("big hard %$#@") so I couldn't really be counted on to "#$%^ her %$^&@."

    Have you ever secretly and obsessively listened to a song that you vociferously denounced to your friends would rather commit hara kiri rather than admit you lied your ass off?

    "No point in mentioning those bats, I thought, the poor bastard will see them soon enough."
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  • Yes, and I'll never, ever tell you which song it was.

    Have you ever wanted to do that thing they do in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and erase someone from your memory?

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