Favorite Quote

 
    • LCsimon disse...
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    • Fev 4 2009, 19h23
    Bart: We're having father-son rafting tomorrow..
    Homer: Ha, you don't have a son :D
    It's one of my favourites, couldn't remember the best...

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    • Fev 4 2009, 19h55
    "dont eat me i have a wife and kids EAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!"

  • "Damn those nazicommunists" or something like that by Rainier Wolfcastle

    After Kwik E Mart has been robbed Apu screams "THANK YOU PLEASE COME AGAIN" as usuall to the robber. (not that time when Krusty the clown- wannabe robbes it)

    Oh Well, wherever, wherever you are, IRON MAIDEN´s gonna get you no matter how far!

    UP THE IRONS FROM FINLAND \m/
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    • Mar 4 2009, 0h31
    homer toasting....To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

    its good man
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    • Mar 4 2009, 10h02
    I failed english? that's unpossible! by ralph wigum :)

    I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. Angus Young
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    • Mar 4 2009, 21h01
    trying it's the first step towards failure...lol
    Hard to choose

    • DanEast disse...
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    • Mar 31 2009, 19h31
    Ok. Here is one of my favorites.

    Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
    Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
    Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
    Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room.

    -D@nieL-



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    • Abr 1 2009, 4h07
    in the episode that homer weight is 300 pounds and he works from home

    "Lets see press any key to continue, well i see pgnr, alt and ctrl but theres no key "any", uuu TAB BEER ( he push it) theres no time for beer, is time to work!"

    And then when he goes to buy a clothe for his new size and he goes to a store and some guy shows him a "dress" and homer says "no i need something more masculine" and he get out with a "dress" of flowers xD

  • Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

    Marge: Homer!

    Homer: Gotta go Moe. My damn weiner kids are listening.

    • plank201 disse...
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    • Abr 11 2009, 22h00
    Lionel Hutz (of opposing lawyer):
    Ooh, he's gonna WIN!

    and

    Peter Frampton: Great. Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth are in my cooler!
    Thurston Moore: Aw, c'mon, Mr. Frampton. You're not gonna eat ALL that watermelon.

    I posess telekinetic powers, occasionally.
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    • Abr 16 2009, 5h02
    Lisa there 3 kinds of people in the world

    The people who doesn't know how to count
    and
    the people that we know how to count

  • Homer seeing a big sign "GYM" on building:
    - Gym? What's a gym? <---- pronouncing /gaim/
    He enters there and with laughs:
    - oh, a gym /gaim/

  • Homer: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

    hehehe. how true.

    "I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME! "

    -rorschach
    • nymphler disse...
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    • Abr 20 2009, 21h01
    if i do sth bad n there's no one there to catch me
    does that make me good?

    You are shit and you know you are.
  • Homer : "Mmmm... sacrilicious!"

    or

    Duffman : "Oh yeah!"

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    • Jul 5 2009, 15h22
    Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
    Moe: Yeah?
    Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
    Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
    Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
    Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

  • Homer: Computer, kill Flanders!
    Flanders: Is someone mentioning me?! My ears are burning!
    Homer (to the computer): Good job, now do the rest of it! (Flanders is leaving) Oooh, why did I pay 5000$ for it if it cannot perform a simple task!

    What's my age again?
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  • from King Size Homer -

    Bart: When I grow up, I want to be a big lardo on workman's comp like dad!

    [flash forward]
    Bart (obese and stuck in a kids' pool in the yard, with crowd of onlookers):
    I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

    Za Vjecan Ponos i Cast!
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    • Jul 25 2010, 22h35
    Apu: Thank you, steal again.

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    • Set 29 2010, 12h30



    "[...] Suppose that there is a universal mind controling everything, a god willing the behaviour of every sub-atomic particle. Now every partical has an anti-partical, its mirror image, its negative side. Maybe this universal mind resides in the mirror image, instead of being in our universe as we wanted to believe. Maybe he's anti-god, bringing darkness instead of light."
    • Nilfheim disse...
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    • Out 29 2010, 13h29
    Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
    Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity.
    Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?


    "[...] Suppose that there is a universal mind controling everything, a god willing the behaviour of every sub-atomic particle. Now every partical has an anti-partical, its mirror image, its negative side. Maybe this universal mind resides in the mirror image, instead of being in our universe as we wanted to believe. Maybe he's anti-god, bringing darkness instead of light."
  • - Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
    - Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

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    • Out 30 2010, 15h16
    What are u, a travel agent ? because you're sending me on a guilt trip - homer
    haha

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