• Nothing anyone has described can compare to the sheer indulgence of a Beef Wellington - the way I do it, a medium-rare fillet steak smeared in duxelles with a layer of foie gras on top. Then I shave some truffles over it and cook it inside some butter and egg-brushed filo pastry. Served with gravy. Yus.

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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Jul 16 2011, 12h04
  • FUCK FUCKING MEAT. FUCK.

    • rm508 disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 7h21
    findingthebomb said:
    FUCK FUCKING MEAT. FUCK.

    "I believe that I have already confessed to the piece of liver that I bought in a butcher shop and banged behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah lesson. Well, I wish to make a clean breast of it, Your Holiness. That - she - it - wasn't my first piece. My first piece I had in the privacy of my own home, rolled round my cock at three-thirty – and then again on the end of my fork, at five-thirty, along with the other members of that poor innocent family of mine. So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family’s dinner." Philip Milton Roth.

    Editado por rm508 em Jul 24 2009, 7h24
    • knkwzrd disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 7h22
    I enjoy meat as much as the next person, but nobody I know goes as far as actually fucking the meat, I don't think.

  • generalmalaise said:
    Nothing anyone has described can compare to the sheer indulgence of a Beef Wellington - the way I do it, a medium-rare fillet steak smeared in duxelles with a layer of foie gras on top. Then I shave some truffles over it and cook it inside some butter and egg-brushed filo pastry. Served with gravy. Yus.


    i am way not fancy enough for all that.

    love, music, wine and revolution
    • pol_noir disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 15h06
    Nothing too cooked (maybe i'm talking bout LIFE now). Medium rare is my point of choice too. Blue is also fine with me. Even moo-ing is.

  • RufflesOLeary said:
    generalmalaise said:
    Nothing anyone has described can compare to the sheer indulgence of a Beef Wellington - the way I do it, a medium-rare fillet steak smeared in duxelles with a layer of foie gras on top. Then I shave some truffles over it and cook it inside some butter and egg-brushed filo pastry. Served with gravy. Yus.


    i am way not fancy enough for all that.


    I haven't made one in a couple of years though. You made me think of it when you mentioned truffled fries. Did you mean fries with truffles on them, or am I dreaming?

    Edit: Tonight I'm making my mum quinois with cucumber, spinach, spring onions, feta, red wine vinegar and cumin. With a fillet steak on the side. Yes, I'm a twat.

    • rm508 disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 18h57
    A twat who eats well and is king amongst men, maybe.

  • Beelz is a Veggie like me, right?

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    • knkwzrd disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 21h08
    Most vegetarians don't talk about food because their lives are miserable because they don't eat food that tastes good.

    And then there are a couple of them who learn how to cook Indian food, and they're ok.

  • Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian

    • pol_noir disse...
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    • Jul 24 2009, 21h55
    Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian
    haha. Brillant remark.

  • Youyesyesyes said:
    Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian


    SRSLY. We get it, findingthebomb.

  • Vegans talk about food constantly because they're always so proud of all that they can manage to make without using anything good.

    That was then, this is dumb.
  • I'm hungry.

    I forgot my physics book.
  • i love making vegetarian recipes and adding chicken.
    i also loooove ordering veggie omelets and adding bacon.

    it just makes more sense.

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  • Yesterday I ordered a veggie quesadilla with chicken, no tomatoes.

    That was then, this is dumb.
  • gloathcrusade said:
    Youyesyesyes said:
    Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian


    SRSLY. We get it, findingthebomb.


    You guys don't realize how often I purposely fit into your obnoxious image of me, do you? Just to clarify for all those who have missed it, I'm not an incessantly blaring asshole. I just like to be one, on occasion.

    You people can't tell me that a stir-fry saturated with fresh onions, rife with lettuce, and loaded with peppers (especially red ones) doesn't bring an orgasm to your lip-ular devices.

    • knkwzrd disse...
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    • Jul 25 2009, 5h46
    I have never ever understood cooking lettuce. Heat never makes lettuce nicer.

  • Stirfry needs beef. Raw beef.

    I forgot my physics book.
  • findingthebomb said:
    gloathcrusade said:
    Youyesyesyes said:
    Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian


    SRSLY. We get it, findingthebomb.


    You guys don't realize how often I purposely fit into your obnoxious image of me, do you? Just to clarify for all those who have missed it, I'm not an incessantly blaring asshole. I just like to be one, on occasion.

    You people can't tell me that a stir-fry saturated with fresh onions, rife with lettuce, and loaded with peppers (especially red ones) doesn't bring an orgasm to your lip-ular devices.


    You gotta be strong and let the haters hate and do what's best for you. Keep that subtle wit coming.

    Why would you stir fry lettuce? Cabbage, I understand, but lettuce? I know one person who cooks lettuce, and he heats it on a skillet with soy sauce and a Slim Jim and puts it over rice.

    • rm508 disse...
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    • Jul 25 2009, 8h42
    Heating avacado is always a mistake.

  • findingthebomb said:
    gloathcrusade said:
    Youyesyesyes said:
    Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian


    SRSLY. We get it, findingthebomb.


    You guys don't realize how often I purposely fit into your obnoxious image of me, do you? Just to clarify for all those who have missed it, I'm not an incessantly blaring asshole. I just like to be one, on occasion.

    You people can't tell me that a stir-fry saturated with fresh onions, rife with lettuce, and loaded with peppers (especially red ones) doesn't bring an orgasm to your lip-ular devices.



    Oh I wasn't picking on you specifically FTB, just vegetarians in general. I'm an enviro-bio major so I have to deal with quite a few vegetarians who never shut the fuck up. I guess they don't realize that a non-meat diet isn't the best diet one can have and if you were to just limit yourself to eating lean portions of meat daily it would be a lot more healthy. Oh well, it's the Earth Liberation Front wannabes that I refuse to talk to though, in fear of punching them in the face.

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