TME Gastronomy

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findingthebomb said:
FUCK FUCKING MEAT. FUCK.
"I believe that I have already confessed to the piece of liver that I bought in a butcher shop and banged behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah lesson. Well, I wish to make a clean breast of it, Your Holiness. That - she - it - wasn't my first piece. My first piece I had in the privacy of my own home, rolled round my cock at three-thirty – and then again on the end of my fork, at five-thirty, along with the other members of that poor innocent family of mine. So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family’s dinner." Philip Milton Roth.

generalmalaise said:
Nothing anyone has described can compare to the sheer indulgence of a Beef Wellington - the way I do it, a medium-rare fillet steak smeared in duxelles with a layer of foie gras on top. Then I shave some truffles over it and cook it inside some butter and egg-brushed filo pastry. Served with gravy. Yus.

i am way not fancy enough for all that.

RufflesOLeary said:
generalmalaise said:
Nothing anyone has described can compare to the sheer indulgence of a Beef Wellington - the way I do it, a medium-rare fillet steak smeared in duxelles with a layer of foie gras on top. Then I shave some truffles over it and cook it inside some butter and egg-brushed filo pastry. Served with gravy. Yus.

i am way not fancy enough for all that.

I haven't made one in a couple of years though. You made me think of it when you mentioned truffled fries. Did you mean fries with truffles on them, or am I dreaming?

Edit: Tonight I'm making my mum quinois with cucumber, spinach, spring onions, feta, red wine vinegar and cumin. With a fillet steak on the side. Yes, I'm a twat.

Beelz is a Veggie like me, right?

Most vegetarians don't talk about food because their lives are miserable because they don't eat food that tastes good.

And then there are a couple of them who learn how to cook Indian food, and they're ok.

Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian
haha. Brillant remark.

Vegans talk about food constantly because they're always so proud of all that they can manage to make without using anything good.

i love making vegetarian recipes and adding chicken.
i also loooove ordering veggie omelets and adding bacon.

it just makes more sense.

gloathcrusade said:
Youyesyesyes said:
Well they don't talk about food but they do talk about how they're a vegetarian

SRSLY. We get it, findingthebomb.

You guys don't realize how often I purposely fit into your obnoxious image of me, do you? Just to clarify for all those who have missed it, I'm not an incessantly blaring asshole. I just like to be one, on occasion.

You people can't tell me that a stir-fry saturated with fresh onions, rife with lettuce, and loaded with peppers (especially red ones) doesn't bring an orgasm to your lip-ular devices.

Stirfry needs beef. Raw beef.

Heating avacado is always a mistake.