The Musical Elitists » Discussões

TME Gastronomy

 
  • i made this last night.
    it was thebomb.com
    tofu, asparagus and almond stir-fry

    love, music, wine and revolution
    Permalink  Citar
  • I'm a chef.

    I work at a gourmet take-home meal sort of place. It's rad. I got to cook filet mignon with peppercorn cream sauce the other day. Hell yeah.

    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
  • Are you a girl or a boy?

    Permalink  Citar
  • You tell me.

    ^_^

    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
    • knkwzrd disse...
    • Usuário
    • Jan 25 2012, 5h48
    "pseudomancer" is a name a boy picked

    Permalink  Citar
  • A fruity boy. Or a boyish girl.

    Permalink  Citar
  • Both good answers.

    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
    • Rrah disse...
    • Usuário
    • Fev 10 2012, 3h43
    Paula Deen's February recipe is a sugared rose layered cake. I'm considering making one.

    Permalink  Citar
    • MNez disse...
    • Usuário
    • Fev 10 2012, 5h00
    This weekend i'm going to a pig roast and then drinking Pappy Van Winkle at a bar. It will be glorious.

    Permalink  Citar
  • I've been spending way too much money at Trader Joe's lately. When I see those Tofu Spring Rolls the room starts spinning and I gotta have 'em. I can't help it! Their delicious nonsense speaks to me.

    Permalink  Citar
  • Wasn't sure if this belonged in this thread or in "Things That Bother Us."

    Trader Joe's discontinued my favorite product of theirs. Apparently they weren't selling enough. Though I 'd buy a bag every time!




    I have to track down the Korean BBQ
    product it's based off.

    Permalink  Citar
  • Just spent some dope cash at Trader Joe's, as my food stamps have arrived! I should be happy, but more relieved than anything.

    awois;fhISHFe
    Permalink  Citar
  • 1. More than 98% of convicted felons are bread eaters.

    2. Fully half of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

    3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.

    4. More than 90% of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

    5. Bread is made from a substance called “dough.” It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

    6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and osteoporosis.

    7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.

    8. Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.

    9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90% water, consuming bread may lead to dangerous dehydration.

    10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

    11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

    12. Bread baking produces dangerous air pollution, including particulates (flour dust) and VOCs (ethanol). 13. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling

    Permalink  Citar
  • Perfect! Best satire I've read in a while.

    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
  • I thought it was a bit stale myself.

    Permalink  Citar
  • i love bret

    Permalink  Citar
  • generalmalaise said:
    I thought it was a bit stale myself.

    I C WHAT U DID THERE

    :-)

    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
    • Rrah disse...
    • Usuário
    • Abr 30 2012, 17h18
    After two years I'm finally sick of tuna+cottage cheese, quark and random salads. It's time to switch to black cod, and random salads.

    Permalink  Citar

  • Such gorgeous sushi...


    ☞☺PeAcE LoVe UnItY ReSpEcT ☺ ✌
    ];kk[o'\o'[jo☆・゜・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
    Permalink  Citar
  • Just ate canned ravioli. Not my finest hour.

    Permalink  Citar
    • knkwzrd disse...
    • Usuário
    • Mai 25 2012, 19h23
    i just ate a kilogram of brussel sprouts

    Permalink  Citar
Usuários anônimos não podem postar mensagens. É preciso fazer login ou criar uma conta para postar nos fóruns.