TME Gastronomy

Godspeed, General.

White pepper smells like an elephant enclosure.

You've never been to the zoo? Sort of stale straw mixed with age-old piss and dung.

I was really surprised.

I like you, turtle, but I should really kick you out for this.

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if anything has been made irrelevant by the internet, it's cook books

I'm making chicken tikka masala because I realized there's an Indian grocery store less than a mile away from me so I buy things like garam masala cheaply. But ugh, I hate cooking meat. I'd do it so much more if it didn't require so much prep work - god knows I can decide to make something and defrost the meat ahead of time. Then even if I do that, completely unfrozen chicken is so much harder to cut with my shitty knives. And now I won't even get to eat it any time remotely soon because I'm having to marinate it. Sigh.

i make apple cheese muffins

it's a good combo

never done it in a 'wich

i have a really basic plain muffin recipe that i just alter with whatever i'm feeling

just use any old muffin recipe, like that you'd use for a muffin with chocolate chips or blueberries or what have you, but instead grate an apple or two and some cheddar, then put some cheddar on top of each muffin before ya bake it

no tricks, pretty straightforward

sliced apple with melted cheddar on a cracker is pretty good too.

I just bought thirty quid's worth of steak on a whim. I think I may need to freeze some of it. Even if I don't eat anything else for the next week, which is really tempting.

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Raisins tho