Why does it hurt when I pee? (The Elitist Minor Ailments Thread).

Ever since I had an amazing trip on DOB a while back, every time I lie down for bed I get this really faint feeling that my body is changing shape.

Anyway, recently I had an LSD trip that turned sour right where I started tripping more balls than I thought possible to trip. During that I had hallucinations of sight, sound, touch, smell and taste..

Now I get no flashbacks except when I lie down in bed in the dark.. now I feel faint hallucinations in all senses, slight paranoia and a faint feeling of my body changing shape..
To top it off I have that DSPS thing I told ya'll about which you said I made up until beezl saw it on the BBC or something which means that I often lie down in the dark for hours and hours on end before falling asleep.

So now for hours every night i'm like some paranoid slightly tripping jellyfish..
The worst part must be that this totally won't stop me from tripping again.. although note to self: do not lie in bed whilst tripping, your bed should not give you a flashback.

i agree.
you're still a baby.

I like the idea, but into what?

Ill like a rapper?

my whole body hurts.
i'm not really sure what happened last night, but my shoulders, neck and arms are killin'. my hangover just faded into body soreness. shit's weak.

I'm perfectly fine at the moment, but wanna keep track of this thread better. Hence this post.

RufflesOLeary said:
my whole body hurts.
i'm not really sure what happened last night, but my shoulders, neck and arms are killin'. my hangover just faded into body soreness. shit's weak.
I felt the same way yesterday, except that I played a lot of drunken softball for the 4th.

K. I have these red blotches in the whites of my eyes, not a bloodshot red, more sort of burgundy. The doctor told me it was just 'the dryness of the atmosphere.' That was 5 years ago, and I've since lived in all sorts of atmospheres.

Oh and when I get stressed my wisdom teeth start to force their way through. When everything gets resolved, they fuck off again. This has been going on for more than 10 years, but I can't be arsed to get them taken out.

ugh I think I fractured my big toe, gosh darnit

Well I have swine flu and my back hurts like buggery. Wasn't sure if it was my mattress or my crappy office chair, but I went out and bought a new one this morning just in case.

I love this thread.

Any of you guys ever try a Neti Pot? Takes some getting used to but pretty good for clearing out the nose

Neti Pot. Gross.

"Muntered?" That's a new one.