Líder:
Elmamy
Política de associação: Aprovação do líder
Criado em: 14 Jun 2005
Descrição:
Política de associação: Aprovação do líder
Criado em: 14 Jun 2005
Descrição:
I am The New Jesus, and you will obey me.
We obey the law of freelove, we obey the law of good music, and we obey the law of good humour.
I will choose who is disciple enough to gain access to...
We obey the law of freelove, we obey the law of good music, and we obey the law of good humour.
I will choose who is disciple enough to gain access to...
...clutching in his hand a stone tablet.
"The Lord hath spoken."
He read aloud:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before the Lord. Mother Else does not do sloppy-seconds. Thou may express admiration for the holy Prophet David Icke, but nothing more.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain, unless thou happen to be screaming it in the throes of passion.
3. When thou masturbates (and thou shalt do so furiously), thou shalt only think of Mother Else. Thinking about any other graven harlots shalt strike thee blind.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, which will now be on a Monday for longer weekends. Keep it holy. Keep it real. Cake-fuelled orgies must be partaken in without question.
5. Honor thy Libido; that thy penis may be long and spunky or that thy breasts may be pert and well-rounded.
6. Thou shalt only kill in the Lord’s name, and only if she really, really means it.
7. Thou shalt openly commit adultery on a regular basis, in keeping with the law of Free Love.
8. Thou shalt only steal to provide Mother Else with expensive trinkets on a daily basis.
9. Thou shalt not bear false breasts.
10. Thou shalt frequently covet thy neighbour's ass, preferably with overt, ironic, homosexual commentary.
Courtesy of the prodigious your_namesake.
"The Lord hath spoken."
He read aloud:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before the Lord. Mother Else does not do sloppy-seconds. Thou may express admiration for the holy Prophet David Icke, but nothing more.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain, unless thou happen to be screaming it in the throes of passion.
3. When thou masturbates (and thou shalt do so furiously), thou shalt only think of Mother Else. Thinking about any other graven harlots shalt strike thee blind.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, which will now be on a Monday for longer weekends. Keep it holy. Keep it real. Cake-fuelled orgies must be partaken in without question.
5. Honor thy Libido; that thy penis may be long and spunky or that thy breasts may be pert and well-rounded.
6. Thou shalt only kill in the Lord’s name, and only if she really, really means it.
7. Thou shalt openly commit adultery on a regular basis, in keeping with the law of Free Love.
8. Thou shalt only steal to provide Mother Else with expensive trinkets on a daily basis.
9. Thou shalt not bear false breasts.
10. Thou shalt frequently covet thy neighbour's ass, preferably with overt, ironic, homosexual commentary.
Courtesy of the prodigious your_namesake.
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