The Church of Scientology

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Líder: The_Night_Head
Política de associação: Aberta
Criado em: 10 Out 2008
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Scientology isn't a cult. I've read all this stuff and it's entirely based on fact. I'll personally sue anyone who says otherwise.



You see, Scientology was founded by a great man named L. Ron Hubbard. Mr. Hubbard discovered that negative emotions are actually caused by things called "body thetans." And being the genius that he was, Mr. Hubbard invented a way to get rid of those bad thetans.

You see, there is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed - an alien reason. It all began 75 million years ago. Back then there was a galactinc federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had those aliens frozen.

The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, to Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this.

Xenu didn't want their souls to return! And so he built giant soul-catchers in the sky! The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had ALSO built on Earth.There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material, which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies to grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions, and our problems.



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  • johnny7gun

    I dont believe Tom Cruise is gay...no real evidence and i love all his ex's....but JT on the other hand...now there is evidence there!!!Not that i care either way....but poor guy being in the closet all that time.

    fevereiro 2010

  • cOlz

    nice! pedobear is scientologys saviour, right?

    janeiro 2010

  • pork_scratchers

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    janeiro 2010

  • cOlz

    yes, we are serious - Hail Lord Xenu

    janeiro 2010

  • TheWisestJack

    give this group some avatar, will ye?

    dezembro 2009

  • Gashliast

    Scientology's teachings are atheistic.

    novembro 2009

  • postmortemdecay

    I LOVE GOD

    setembro 2009

  • Oskari90

    Wow, I can't understand how some people could be so insane and stupid that they are believing that kind of shit what scientology is. It's even more contradictory and sillier than what christianity or/and islam is. I've seen many times videos where Tom Cruise is speaking that scientology shit and he has really lost his mind 'cos of scientology. Fuck scientology.

    setembro 2009

  • Kreisecke

    yes, that all makes sense to me know and i was already about to throw some molotov's into the "church" down our street(<- as you know they claim that they aren't actually a church, it's just that they havent found a better term to describe their group and to put on their buldings in big letters)

    setembro 2009

  • CAPSLOCKFUCKERS

    scientology haters are all evil and ugly

    agosto 2009

  • Willie_Blades

    i was reading this article with all seriousness until i saw "galactinc". then i knew this was a farce.

    junho 2009

  • Graveflower666

    Hard!

    junho 2009

  • Joostie

    Lol! southpark all the way! xD

    maio 2009

  • werddrew

    anybody up for torching psychology clinics? ; )

    abril 2009

  • GaliMaGimmo

    loooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaal!

    abril 2009

  • Srtenedor

    Darn!! this makes more sence than most other religions!! Where do i sign? and pay :p

    abril 2009

  • TheWisestJack

    PRAISE XENU!

    abril 2009

  • Xe4ro

    crap!?

    abril 2009

  • FaustFest

    lolololol

    março 2009

  • theunexpecteds

    Yeah, were i have to sign?

    março 2009
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