Taking the Internet Far Too Seriously

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Líder: aktlove
Política de associação: Aberta
Criado em: 29 Mar 2008
Descrição:

A government-sanctioned OCD sanitarium.

In case the title isn't enough of a qualification, here is a group for those of us who:

1. Religiously check last.fm charts, frowning thoughtfully at the artists several positions below where we'd like them to be. After all, the numbers are representative of our characters.
2. Hover around last.fm shoutboxes, forum topics, or other websites, reading pages and pages of comments, privately reacting to each one, but never actually engaging in the discussion.
3. Spend an inordinate amount of time constructing our rare shoutbox or forum posts (or last.fm group descriptions), making sure to utilize correct grammar and an impressive vocabulary--to ensure others, of course, of our genuine intellectual demeanors. Why else would we waste our valuable time contributing to conversation? (Hint: we're bored).
4. Shake our heads in frustration at the language errors and ridiculous arguments that rage in Youtube comment sections. Everybody's a critic these days--why can't everybody just get along so we can all enjoy an endless flood of little green plus numbers of happiness? We're not the world police, you know.
5. Despite the former being true, cackle mirthlessly after displaying and reading the Youtube comments with ratings of -26. lol hE sux uall want 2 suk his dick orsumtin!1! Hilarious!
6. Understand that this group is intended to poke fun at ourselves, but secretly, know the real irony is that we really are the best folks on the web. Dammit.
7. Are thinking about the omission of that glaring trait of yours from this not so very comprehensive list. Caught you, didn't I?

Now join, or be struck down by the power of Greyskull. Remember, if you can't wow them with your intelligence, dazzle them with your bullshit.

Discussões ativas

Milkshake8 comentou sobre
“Judge: An IP-Address Doesn’t Identify a Person (or BitTorrent Pirate)” Mês passado

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“Introduce Yourself/The Master Plan” (19) junho 2009

Principais artistas da semana

Geral Exclusivo deste grupo

1	Radiohead	8
2	M83	5
3	My Bloody Valentine	5
4	Nine Inch Nails	5
5	Pearl Jam	4
6	The Killers	4
7	Johnny Cash	4
8	Belle and Sebastian	4
9	Gotye	4
10	Arctic Monkeys	4

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debetcan

Hey, check out my new gruop: Nordic Hearts

fevereiro 2010
kylelikescoffee

traitor.

maio 2009
kylelikescoffee

http://boomajoom.com/internet.jpg

abril 2009
aktlove

So would anyone like me to make this group to actually function somehow, or are we all satisfied with it simply existing?

abril 2009
kylelikescoffee

poop.

março 2009
Toementor

How appropriate.

janeiro 2009
myadron

I can associate with this group.

outubro 2008
meissa

The group description felt like it was personally addressed to me. That, and I was dazzled ;)

setembro 2008
aktlove

My dashes are perfectly acceptable, thank you very much. Microsoft Word converts double hyphens to a dash, so typing them that way has become habit.

julho 2008
Facewagon

Damn...busted.

julho 2008
NewBornFml

i had to comment the shoutbox; its a habit.

abril 2008
MinaseTaki

This group...just describes me perfectly.

março 2008
aktlove

Don't let those folks deprive you of sleep, that's just silly.

março 2008