• Thinks pictures of animals with grammatically incorrect babytalk are the cutest things in the world.

    The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty. If you wish to find that which becomes the dividing line between mankind and other biological classifications, it rests not in brain size, dominance, or even emotional capability, but lies in the unique capacity for human beings to reflect on their actions and show regret, what is most certainly the ability to empathize, that gives them their position.
  • has hairy cat pubes and likes to lick his balls.

    "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
    "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."

    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
    "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
  • is actually a monkey in a laboratory trained to string obscenities together although he really has no idea what he is typing.

    The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty. If you wish to find that which becomes the dividing line between mankind and other biological classifications, it rests not in brain size, dominance, or even emotional capability, but lies in the unique capacity for human beings to reflect on their actions and show regret, what is most certainly the ability to empathize, that gives them their position.
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    A cloning experiment gone horribly wrong

  • Often utters the phrase "Yeth Mathter".

  • utters the phrase "free candy" often

  • Has never used her safety word.

  • gives free candy to children while driving a black van.

    "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
    "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."

    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
    "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
  • treats children to salt tea

    Banish thy, antiqueascas, I sing to thee...EXPELLIARMUS!!!
  • loves american movies and emo pop. Typical 17 year old long hared russian girl you can find in every email box.

  • anime lova

  • often channels her inner Miley Cyrus

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    Often channels the spirits of dead pets

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    Believes in channeling, psychics and reiki

  • believes that the earth is flat and has formulated atrocious theorems to prove his claim

  • Is living The Truman Show.

    Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
  • Is living the Harry Truman Show.

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    Is living in The One Show

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    • Fev 16 2012, 13h51
    Is 'the one' .........

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Wishes they were the one...

    been to hell, i can show you the devil
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    Thinks Neo is hot

  • Took the blue pill.

    Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
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    • Fev 16 2012, 17h54
    Knows that the spoon doesn't bend because there is no spoon.

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    Knows that there is only that that exists within his mind.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    Rejects philosophical materialism and instead believes in idealist philosophy.

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