• Isn't aware that I fap to baby spice.

    It's the mighty penis laser, the cause for every scream. It is better then anything you've got cuz it's made out of a laser beam.
  • Also faps to Babyshambles.

    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein
  • Faps to men.

    It's the mighty penis laser, the cause for every scream. It is better then anything you've got cuz it's made out of a laser beam.
  • Faps to me while I'm fapping to men.

    God bless the interwbz.

    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein
  • Would be shocked to learn that I printed his picture out and use it as target practice. If you know what I mean.

    It's the mighty penis laser, the cause for every scream. It is better then anything you've got cuz it's made out of a laser beam.
  • Would be socked to learn that I would be upset if didn't print my picture out, and use it as target practice.

    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein
    • achujwie disse...
    • Usuário
    • Fev 14 2012, 0h07
    viking on hawaiis

  • Will one day chair an AA meeting

  • Will never again watch professional swimming

  • Plays tricks.

    Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
  • Knows it's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein
  • knows who's house it is.

    Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
  • Is burning down the house.

    Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
  • Knows the roof is on fire

  • Didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

    Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
  • Feels the burn everytime he goes for a pee

  • burns witches.

    Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
  • Is one of those Wiccan witches

  • doesn't begin a sentence with the word "dudeee"... EVER!

    Forgetting the constant moment of a thought pattern, overwhelmingly creates a counter-force of tantrum identity.
  • Is a stalker

  • Is a stalkers apprentice.

    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein
  • master stalker

    Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
    • Rhyme79 disse...
    • Usuário
    • Fev 14 2012, 18h36
    Master bat...................... Nah I won't go there, enough of the fap already!

    Master criminal

    My karma ran over your dogma.
    You what?
  • Can't stop thinking about the fap.

    It's the mighty penis laser, the cause for every scream. It is better then anything you've got cuz it's made out of a laser beam.
  • Founder of the National Association for the Advancement of Fapping People.

    Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
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