Worst Songs You Have Ever Heard

Simple enough - feel free to rant about really awful songs.

Red Lottery by Megasus - if not the winner of, then definitely a high contender in the Ultimate Throw Yourself Into A Woodchipper Song Contest. I first heard this on Guitar Hero II, and I had to stop halfway, partly because the guitar part was the same four notes over and over again, and also because they were an incredibly slow, boring, grating four notes. This is one of those songs that you pray to your deity of choice you forget it as soon as it's over.

Somebodies gonna hate me for this, I don't like this one song from the 90's, I can't remember what it's called, the singer's completely tonedeaf and it goes something like,
"You, you got what I need...
but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend,
[off-key:]
Oh baby, you,
you got what I need..." and I can't and don't want to remember a lot after that but my mom plays it to make me mad>:[