Test Game: How stupid are you?

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 1

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 2

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 3

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 4

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 4

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 5

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.

So far: 5

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 6

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

"I've done 6 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."

w00t lol

The more [x]'s the stupider you are:

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 10

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 12

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 15

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break alot of things.

So far: 15

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 17

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 18

"I've done 18 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."

I'm half stupid! Yay!

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 1

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 2

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 2

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 3

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 6

[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 9

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.

So far: 9

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 10

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.



TOTAL: 10

"I've done 10 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."


just a bit xD

Test Game: How stupid are you?
(Got this from http://www.evthreads.com/showthread.php?t=2603)

This is quite funny if you have some minutes to spend. You just have to put an x between the [ ] if you've ever done it. Then see how many stupid things you've done :P

Gioco piuttosto divertente se avete qualche minuto da dedicargli. Mettete una x tra le [ ] per ogni cosa fatta, e poi controllate quante cose stupide avete fatto :P

The more [x]'s the stupider you are: | Più [x] metti più stupido sei:

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre parlavi.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre NON parlavi.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. | Hai corso contro una parete o una porta di vetro.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. | Sei saltato da un veicolo in movimento.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. | Hai riso pensando a qualcosa di divertente, e la gente ti ha guardato male.

So far | Finora: 2

[] You have ran into a tree/bush. | Hai corso contro un albero o un cespuglio.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. | Sai che leccare il tuo gomito E' possibile.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow. | Hai provato a leccarti il gomito.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. | Non sapevi che l'alfabeto e Twinkle Twinkle Little Star hanno lo stesso ritmo. [O_o]
[] You just tried to sing them. | Hai provato a cantarli.

So far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. | Sei caduto inciampando nei lacci delle tue scarpe.
[] You have choked on your own spit. | Stavi soffocando per un tuo stesso sputo.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. Hai visto Matrix e non l'hai ancora capito. [ghghgh]
[] You've never seen the Matrix. | Non hai mai visto Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers. | Scrivi al computer con due dita soltanto.

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. | hai incendiato qualcosa per sbaglio.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. | hai provato a bere da una cannuccia e ti andato nel naso (o negli occhi).
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. | Ti sei accorto di stare sbavando.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore | Ti sei addormentato in classe iniziando a parlare, sbavare o russare.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. | Se qualcuno dice "scoreggia", tu ridi.

So far: 11

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. | A volte smetti di pensare.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. | Stai raccontando qualcosa e dimentichi quello che stavi dicendo. I always do...
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". | Ti dicono spesso di "seguire il tuo cuore".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. | Usi le dita per fare conti basilari.

So far: 12

[] You have eaten a bug. | Hai mangiato un insetto.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. | Stai facendo questo test ma avresti qualcosa di più importante da fare.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car. | Hai messo i vestiti all'incontrario o dal lato sbagliato e te ne sei accorto solo al lavoro/a scuola/in macchina.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. | Hai cercato qualcosa dappertutto per poi accorgerti che ce l'avevi in mano.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. | Hai corso nudo in casa.

So far: 15

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. | Paghi due volte i bollettini per paura che accada quello che dicono se non lo fai.
[] You break alot of things. | Rompi un casino di cose.

So far: 15

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you. | I tuoi amici sanno che è meglio non usare parole grosse quando ci sei tu.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. | Pieghi la testa quando sei confuso.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. | Sei caduto dalla sedia almeno una volta.

So far: 17

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. | Quando sei a letto cerchi delle figure nel soffitto.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day. | Usi la parola "ummmmm" tante volte al giorno.

TOTAL: 18

good....:PPPP

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 1

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 1

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit .
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 2

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 3

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 5

[] You have eaten a bug
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand (yeah, my cell phone. i have thought i lost it, but found in my hand:DDD)
[] u have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 6

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.

So far: 6

[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x]You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 8

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 8

I've done 8 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test.

that's fun. it makes me laugh. i think i gonna distribute it :DDDDD

The more [x]'s the stupider you are: | Più [x] metti più stupido sei:

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre parlavi.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre NON parlavi.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. | Hai corso contro una parete o una porta di vetro.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. | Sei saltato da un veicolo in movimento.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. | Hai riso pensando a qualcosa di divertente, e la gente ti ha guardato male.

So far | Finora: 2

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush. | Hai corso contro un albero o un cespuglio.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. | Sai che leccare il tuo gomito E' possibile.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow. | Hai provato a leccarti il gomito.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. | Non sapevi che l'alfabeto e Twinkle Twinkle Little Star hanno lo stesso ritmo. Certo che non lo sapevo, chi cazzo la conosce 'sta cosa...
[ ] You just tried to sing them. | Hai provato a cantarli. Rende giustizia a noi italiani...

So far: 4

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. | Sei caduto inciampando nei lacci delle tue scarpe.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. | Stavi soffocando per un tuo stesso sputo.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. Hai visto Matrix e non l'hai ancora capito. Yet I wonder: Enrico Mentana's TV show? :D
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix. | Non hai mai visto Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers. | Scrivi al computer con due dita soltanto.

So far: 4

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. | hai incendiato qualcosa per sbaglio.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. | hai provato a bere da una cannuccia e ti andato nel naso (o negli occhi).
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. | Ti sei accorto di stare sbavando. Terrible.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore | Ti sei addormentato in classe iniziando a parlare, sbavare o russare. I fell asleep. But luckily didn't talk nor drool. And neither I snored :p
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. | Se qualcuno dice "scoreggia", tu ridi.

So far: 5

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. | A volte smetti di pensare.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. | Stai raccontando qualcosa e dimentichi quello che stavi dicendo. I always do...
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". | Ti dicono spesso di "seguire il tuo cuore".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. | Usi le dita per fare conti basilari.

So far: 6

[ ] You have eaten a bug. | Hai mangiato un insetto. Manco fosse La Talpa... I've never played "The Mole" on TV.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. | Stai facendo questo test ma avresti qualcosa di più importante da fare.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car. | Hai messo i vestiti all'incontrario o dal lato sbagliato e te ne sei accorto solo al lavoro/a scuola/in macchina.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. | Hai cercato qualcosa dappertutto per poi accorgerti che ce l'avevi in mano.
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house. | Hai corso nudo in casa.

So far: 8

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. | Paghi due volte i bollettini per paura che accada quello che dicono se non lo fai.
[ ] You break alot of things. | Rompi un casino di cose.

So far: 8

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. | I tuoi amici sanno che è meglio non usare parole grosse quando ci sei tu.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused. | Pieghi la testa quando sei confuso.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. | Sei caduto dalla sedia almeno una volta.

So far: 9

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. | Quando sei a letto cerchi delle figure nel soffitto.
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day. | Usi la parola "ummmmm" tante volte al giorno.

TOTAL: 10

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 6

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 9

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 12

[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to

work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 15

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.

So far: 15

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 16

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 17

"I've done 17 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 4

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 5

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 6

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 7

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 7

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break alot of things.

So far: 8

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 10

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 10

"I've done 10 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 7

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 8

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 8

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.

So far: 8

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 10

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 11

"I've done 11 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test." :D

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre parlavi.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. | Ti è caduta la gomma da masticare mentre NON parlavi.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door. | Hai corso contro una parete o una porta di vetro.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. | Sei saltato da un veicolo in movimento.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. | Hai riso pensando a qualcosa di divertente, e la gente ti ha guardato male.

So far | Finora: 3

[] You have ran into a tree/bush. | Hai corso contro un albero o un cespuglio.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. | Sai che leccare il tuo gomito E' possibile.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow. | Hai provato a leccarti il gomito.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. | Non sapevi che l'alfabeto e Twinkle Twinkle Little Star hanno lo stesso ritmo. Certo che non lo sapevo, chi cazzo la conosce 'sta cosa...
[] You just tried to sing them. | Hai provato a cantarli. Rende giustizia a noi italiani...

So far: 5

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. | Sei caduto inciampando nei lacci delle tue scarpe.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. | Stavi soffocando per un tuo stesso sputo.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. Hai visto Matrix e non l'hai ancora capito. Yet I wonder: Enrico Mentana's TV show? :D
[x] You've never seen the Matrix. | Non hai mai visto Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers. | Scrivi al computer con due dita soltanto.

So far: 7

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire. | hai incendiato qualcosa per sbaglio.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. | hai provato a bere da una cannuccia e ti andato nel naso (o negli occhi).
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. | Ti sei accorto di stare sbavando. Terrible.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore | Ti sei addormentato in classe iniziando a parlare, sbavare o russare. I fell asleep. But luckily didn't talk nor drool. And neither I snored :p
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh. | Se qualcuno dice "scoreggia", tu ridi.

So far: 8

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. | A volte smetti di pensare.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. | Stai raccontando qualcosa e dimentichi quello che stavi dicendo. I always do...
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice". | Ti dicono spesso di "seguire il tuo cuore".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. | Usi le dita per fare conti basilari.

So far: 9

[] You have eaten a bug. | Hai mangiato un insetto. Manco fosse La Talpa... I've never played "The Mole" on TV.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. | Stai facendo questo test ma avresti qualcosa di più importante da fare.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car. | Hai messo i vestiti all'incontrario o dal lato sbagliato e te ne sei accorto solo al lavoro/a scuola/in macchina.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. | Hai cercato qualcosa dappertutto per poi accorgerti che ce l'avevi in mano.
[] You have ran around naked in your house. | Hai corso nudo in casa.

So far: 10

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. | Paghi due volte i bollettini per paura che accada quello che dicono se non lo fai.
[] You break alot of things. | Rompi un casino di cose.

So far: 10

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you. | I tuoi amici sanno che è meglio non usare parole grosse quando ci sei tu.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused. | Pieghi la testa quando sei confuso.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. | Sei caduto dalla sedia almeno una volta.

So far: 11

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. | Quando sei a letto cerchi delle figure nel soffitto.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day. | Usi la parola "ummmmm" tante volte al giorno.

TOTAL: 12

"I've done 12 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."
"Ho fatto 12 cose stupide delle 36 del test".

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 5

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix. | Non hai mai visto Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 5

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. |
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 7

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 10

[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 14

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break alot of things.
So far: 14

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 15

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 16

"I've done 16 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test."

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. Even once when I was little, I just wanted to get off, and I didn't know it hadn't stopped -___-
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 3

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. Seriously.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 10

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far:12

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 15

[] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important I always do that...
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[] u have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 17

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break alot of things.

So far: 18

[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x]You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 20

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 22

I've done 22 stupid things out of 36 Stupid test.

I think I should get an extra 4 because I actually wanted to get a big score x'''DDDD

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 1

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 1

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 3

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 4

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 4

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 6

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break alot of things.

So far: 7

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 8

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

Total - 8