Oglelification

This is absolutely awesome. Everybody knows that people create new words from the name of the people they love. Ex: 'To Hasselhoff', simply means "to change his colleague's wallpaper by a photo of David Hasselhoff."

Ookay, that's awesome, isn't it? But what has The Ogle to do with The hoff?

Well, explanation is coming: I found something awesome this week-end. I often check my favourite dictionary to learn your language and I typed "Ogle" in the search box on top.

Yeah I know it's stupid to do so, but I often type 'Ogle' in search engines, because results are often very fun (and sometimes completly awesome). Anyway, that's how I found this page last year, and that's how I found that definition yesterday.

Awesome, so the definition of an Ogle is "a person with a very small brain capacity, who can just manage simple tasks."

Huuuh, awesome definition, but inexact in my humble opinion. I think an Ogle is more someone "very clumsy, nerd and very cool in the meanwhile, who drinks lots of Guiness and speaks strange with lots of 'awesome'," don't you think?

Also, awesome! I'm sure that in 5 years, we'll all say: "I ogled my glass of wine on my Powerbook last night". Or "what an ogle, he fell down of his bike". Or... "Look at this man with the orange Zegna suit, he's dressed like an ogle."

Also, stay up! I heard that Ogle's new album (in collaboration with David Hasselhoff), Ogle's t-shirts and a Last.fm translation in Ogle are on their way, all before Christmas!

You're all very cool, I love U
-bradley

Guinness you say?

Ogle you say?