Create your own [sub] genre of metal.

Deathglam

Death metal sound performed by musicians dressed for glam metal

Black Power Metal: African supremacist movement that seeks the destruction of caucasian everywhere. They despise NSBM bands but ultimately sound exactly the same.

Badger Metal: Surely one the most underrated animals in metal. People bang on about goats and wolves but neither of those species come ready corpsepainted! Would be a predominantly vegetarian movement with emphasis on anti-modernist sentiments, unique barking vocals and earthy distortion due to being recorded in a set. Members of the scene would proudly wear black and white hides at all times, even if just visiting their local Spar. They are known for their relative tolerance for other subgenres though have been known to nip peoples ankles in mosh pits when they feel threatened.

Aberration Metal: Bizarre noise/metal analgamation that does away with the pretense of lyrics altogether and focuses on making horrible inhuman noises. Notable bands include Illithid Lolita and Beholder Eye Stalk (I want this one to be real!)

Temporal Metal: Straight forward chugging minimalist riffs that oscillate between drone levels of slow tempo to grindcore moments of spastic blastbeating. It ought to be better than most 'technical' death metal :p

Insectile Metal: Very abstract and unmusical sounding metal instrumentation performances that sound like what sentient insects would listen to. Don't forget the bizarre clicking and hissing vocalizations! Extremely pretentious subgenre that I of course would absolutely adore.

Wight Metal: Vampires are SOOOOO 00's... Why not reinvigorate the hammy keyboard stylings of symphonic metal with more martial industrial sounding electronics and percussion whist going more krieg with the guitarwork and vocals? Wights are a severely underrated variant of undead. They're the reanimated corpse of someone who died very very angry! You can't more metal than that!

Blackened Powercore