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- DGYDP disse...
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- Ago 2 2007, 21h06
Guitar Metal

Three lead guitarists just lay down random solo's as much as they can to confuse the audience at very random moments. There is a singer, though he sings without a mic so nobody can actually hear him.
There's also a purple monkey playing drums with guitar picks.

Fuck. Yeah.

(this kinda reminds me of a band I heard lately ... yet can't seem to remember the name)

The wise speak only of what they know (Olórin)

[quote][b][user]DGYDP[/user][/b] disse: Guitar Metal Three lead guitarists just lay down random solo's as much as they can to confuse the audience at very random moments. There is a singer, though he sings without a mic so nobody can actually hear him. There's also a purple monkey playing drums with guitar picks. Fuck. Yeah. (this kinda reminds me of a band I heard lately ... yet can't seem to remember the name)[/quote]

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- disse...
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- Set 11 2007, 3h44
Grunge-Core

Breakdowns in flannel shirts.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: Grunge-Core Breakdowns in flannel shirts.[/quote]
Editado por um usuário excluído em Set 30 2007, 20h37

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- INROK disse...
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- Set 15 2007, 18h01
- PsyC[h]ore -

Combination of psychobilly/rockabilly & hardcore with death & thrash influences

Clean (Glen Danzig type of) vocals, fast guitar melodies & riffs and immense double-bass slappin'!

yeah!
not bad idea? ..dont have any examples, tho.. just got the idea :)

- PsyC[h]ore -

[quote][b][user]INROK[/user][/b] disse: Combination of psychobilly/rockabilly & hardcore with death & thrash influences Clean (Glen Danzig type of) vocals, fast guitar melodies & riffs and immense double-bass slappin'! yeah! not bad idea? ..dont have any examples, tho.. just got the idea :) - [b]PsyC[h]ore[/b] - [/quote]

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- Eddy6100 disse...
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- Set 19 2007, 5h14
:P

Bewitched (Swe)- Black/Thrash/Power Metal

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[quote][b][user]Eddy6100[/user][/b] disse: Bewitched (Swe)- Black/Thrash/Power Metal[/quote]

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- Artakserksis disse...
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- Set 21 2007, 17h23
Punkcore metal.

[quote][b][user]Artakserksis[/user][/b] disse: Punkcore metal.[/quote]

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- Reaver696 disse...
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- Set 25 2007, 14h41
Total trv might_as_fuck antichristian and antisocial total brutal, morbid and technical christraping black metal...

Random "trv" underground band from Norway or Sweden that nobody ever heard about, but it's on the top of every "trv listener" chart... And members are not sellouts, 'cause they will never be able to sell any of their CD's...

[quote][b][user]Reaver696[/user][/b] disse: Total trv might_as_fuck antichristian and antisocial total brutal, morbid and technical christraping black metal... Random "trv" underground band from Norway or Sweden that nobody ever heard about, but it's on the top of every "trv listener" chart... And members are not sellouts, 'cause they will never be able to sell any of their CD's...[/quote]

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- ElMusicBox disse...
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- Set 29 2007, 4h27
A cappella Metal.

'nuff said.

[quote][b][user]ElMusicBox[/user][/b] disse: A cappella Metal. 'nuff said.[/quote]

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- dude_wtf disse...
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- Out 1 2007, 18h44
Gay metal

Shitty metal bands that make extensive usage of instruments normally found in classical music or keyboards imitating them similar to symphonic metal. These additional elements are often used as key elements of the music when compared to normal faggot metal, contributing not only an extra layer to the music, but a greater variety of sound. Keyboard heavy bands such as Sonata Arctica who use their keyboards simply as synths without an orchestral sound are not truly part of this genre.

Yes, I went there.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

[quote][b][user]dude_wtf[/user][/b] disse: [b]Gay metal[/b] Shitty metal bands that make extensive usage of instruments normally found in classical music or keyboards imitating them similar to symphonic metal. These additional elements are often used as key elements of the music when compared to normal faggot metal, contributing not only an extra layer to the music, but a greater variety of sound. Keyboard heavy bands such as Sonata Arctica who use their keyboards simply as synths without an orchestral sound are not truly part of this genre. Yes, I went there.[/quote]

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- Iliassh disse...
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- Out 1 2007, 22h03
"Fantasy-D&D-Tolkien-influenced-but-not-epic-not-power-BLACK METAL".

Like Immortal. Just listen: "Blashyrkh kingdom, Mighty Ravendark..."

98:6 Those who reject (Truth), among the People of the Book and among the Polytheists, will be in Hell-Fire, to dwell therein (for aye). They are the worst of creatures.

[quote][b][user]Iliassh[/user][/b] disse: "Fantasy-D&D-Tolkien-influenced-but-not-epic-not-power-BLACK METAL". Like Immortal. Just listen: "Blashyrkh kingdom, Mighty Ravendark..."[/quote]

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- Iliassh disse...
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- Out 1 2007, 22h04
"Jew metal"

Every artist that makes music only for money.

98:6 Those who reject (Truth), among the People of the Book and among the Polytheists, will be in Hell-Fire, to dwell therein (for aye). They are the worst of creatures.

[quote][b][user]Iliassh[/user][/b] disse: "Jew metal" Every artist that makes music only for money.[/quote]

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- dude_wtf disse...
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- Out 2 2007, 12h39
Iliassh said:
"Jew metal"

Every artist that makes music only for money.

Damn. Orphaned Land are awesome. :P

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

[quote][b][user]dude_wtf[/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]Iliassh[/user][/b] said: "Jew metal" Every artist that makes music only for money.[/quote] Damn. Orphaned Land are awesome. :P[/quote]

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- christoph42 disse...
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- Out 2 2007, 21h46
Happy metal - sub-genre of power metal; characterized by "straight" major key tonality, optimistic lyrics and simple song structures.
Example: DragonForce.

$>cd /pub
$>more beer

[quote][b][user]christoph42[/user][/b] disse: Happy metal - sub-genre of power metal; characterized by "straight" major key tonality, optimistic lyrics and simple song structures. Example: DragonForce.[/quote]

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- aVoiDer disse...
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- Out 3 2007, 14h54
Trvë ëmötïönäl vïctörïvs ëpïc Popmetal!
You know, like Manowar...

[quote][b][user]aVoiDer[/user][/b] disse: Trvë ëmötïönäl vïctörïvs ëpïc Popmetal! You know, like Manowar...[/quote]

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- parrymason disse...
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- Out 5 2007, 14h48
disco-metal

think of it :D
like ABBA with shredding solos

[quote][b][user]parrymason[/user][/b] disse: disco-metal think of it :D like ABBA with shredding solos[/quote]

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- shlumpa disse...
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- Out 22 2007, 6h13
Zombie Metal!

Band members: Zombies

The lead singer zombie will say BRAINS! over and over and over. With about 3 backup singer zombies that will say BRAINS! all at once half way through the song to go with the epic guitar solo from the lead guitar zombie. It would be awesome. Only problem is that the zombies may stop to eat the audience

[quote][b][user]shlumpa[/user][/b] disse: Zombie Metal! Band members: Zombies The lead singer zombie will say BRAINS! over and over and over. With about 3 backup singer zombies that will say BRAINS! all at once half way through the song to go with the epic guitar solo from the lead guitar zombie. It would be awesome. Only problem is that the zombies may stop to eat the audience [/quote]

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- MYRC disse...
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- Out 24 2007, 15h53
Own sub genre, eh?
Hmm...

Super Brutal Grindcore. Wow.

The most beautiful sound next to silence.

[quote][b][user]MYRC[/user][/b] disse: Own sub genre, eh? Hmm... Super Brutal Grindcore. Wow.[/quote]

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- SpHaeR disse...
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- Out 30 2007, 21h46
ElMusicBox said:
A cappella Metal.

'nuff said.

*cough* van Canto

Oh and disco metal .. Turisas' new single, Rasputin, a cover of a sixties disco song. Even has its own video.

More commonly known as Waldheri

I will question all your answers: entia non multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

[quote][b][user]SpHaeR[/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]ElMusicBox[/user][/b] said: A cappella Metal. 'nuff said.[/quote] *cough* [artist]Van Canto[/artist] Oh and disco metal .. Turisas' new single, Rasputin, a cover of a sixties disco song. Even has its own video. [/quote]

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- thamazingbender disse...
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- Nov 11 2007, 20h04
Metal's not Here, man
Metal recorded while completely stoned.

[quote][b][user]thamazingbender[/user][/b] disse: [b]Metal's not Here, man[/b] Metal recorded while completely stoned.[/quote]

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- disse...
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- Nov 13 2007, 12h18
Oldman-Metal

Lyrical Themes: Pipe Smoking, Monocles, Bowls, Golf, Tea, "The Good Ol' Days"
Musical Style: Sedate

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: Oldman-Metal Lyrical Themes: Pipe Smoking, Monocles, Bowls, Golf, Tea, "The Good Ol' Days" Musical Style: Sedate[/quote]

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- luigyakadodo disse...
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- Nov 13 2007, 16h46
colorlessmetal/graymetal (lay veryclose together)

powergrindcore(powermetal mixed with grindcore, must sound really cool and stupid I geuss)

[quote][b][user]luigyakadodo[/user][/b] disse: colorlessmetal/graymetal (lay veryclose together) powergrindcore(powermetal mixed with grindcore, must sound really cool and stupid I geuss) [/quote]

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- vr4g disse...
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- Nov 16 2007, 7h19
BrainMelt Metal - it's so doomish and sludgy that it makes your brain melt from your nose.

[quote][b][user]vr4g[/user][/b] disse: BrainMelt Metal - it's so doomish and sludgy that it makes your brain melt from your nose.[/quote]

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- lygophile disse...
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- Nov 20 2007, 13h36
1337 metal, or homophobic metal.

this is the kind of metal that sounds like one everlasting blastbeat. there are two types, and one has the blastbeats accompanied by amelodic guitars playing parallel the blastbeats, and a growl thats sampled to sound ultra thick and heavy, and sounds merely like "bub bub bub bub" paralel with the basedrums. it all has to sound as little like music as possible, because listening to actual busic is not br00tal enough, and hence makes one a f4g.
the other variation is pretty much the same, except it sounds extremely bleak and is accompanied by a repeated elongated squeal, and should to be really tr00 and kvlt, also have an extremely bad recording quality. and to the fans of this particular type, the former type is equally sinfull and untr00.

the fans spend the biggest amount of time stating how all others are f4gs; they have to, for fear of the other saying it to them first.
their taste in metal is infallible, and only the music they prefere actually is tr00 metal. the biggest sin is to listen metal that isn't tr00 metal, as defined by whoever needs to suppress their homosexual urges the most by calling everyone a f4g.

[quote][b][user]lygophile[/user][/b] disse: 1337 metal, or homophobic metal. this is the kind of metal that sounds like one everlasting blastbeat. there are two types, and one has the blastbeats accompanied by amelodic guitars playing parallel the blastbeats, and a growl thats sampled to sound ultra thick and heavy, and sounds merely like "bub bub bub bub" paralel with the basedrums. it all has to sound as little like music as possible, because listening to actual busic is not br00tal enough, and hence makes one a f4g. the other variation is pretty much the same, except it sounds extremely bleak and is accompanied by a repeated elongated squeal, and should to be really tr00 and kvlt, also have an extremely bad recording quality. and to the fans of this particular type, the former type is equally sinfull and untr00. the fans spend the biggest amount of time stating how all others are f4gs; they have to, for fear of the other saying it to them first. their taste in metal is infallible, and only the music they prefere actually is tr00 metal. the biggest sin is to listen metal that isn't tr00 metal, as defined by whoever needs to suppress their homosexual urges the most by calling everyone a f4g.[/quote]

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- tyx disse...
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- Nov 27 2007, 17h17
Darkened black death National Socialist Aryan Pride grunge heavy doom drone-metal. With elements of emo.

Hell yeh.

[quote][b][user]tyx[/user][/b] disse: Darkened black death National Socialist Aryan Pride grunge heavy doom drone-metal. With elements of emo. Hell yeh.[/quote]

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- almIT1 disse...
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- Nov 27 2007, 20h08
Swing Metal

Characterized by guitars that play melodies with heavy distortion over stuff like whole tone and dorian minor scales, drums that play a swing beat using blast beats, and super fast walkin' basses.

Mike Patton has a lot of swing stuff in some of his songs, look at something like Fantomas-4/2/05 or basically anything from Mr. Bungle's first album.

Plus the Estradasphere song Danse of Tosho and Slavi/Randy's Desert Adventure.

<.< >.> It could work. I would listen to it.

Or am I being too serious with this topic?

Well in that case how about blackened doom deathcore prog-neo-post-power classical metal?

"You have to live before you die young"

[quote][b][user]almIT1[/user][/b] disse: Swing Metal Characterized by guitars that play melodies with heavy distortion over stuff like whole tone and dorian minor scales, drums that play a swing beat using blast beats, and super fast walkin' basses. Mike Patton has a lot of swing stuff in some of his songs, look at something like Fantomas-4/2/05 or basically anything from Mr. Bungle's first album. Plus the Estradasphere song Danse of Tosho and Slavi/Randy's Desert Adventure. <.< >.> It could work. I would listen to it. Or am I being too serious with this topic? Well in that case how about blackened doom deathcore prog-neo-post-power classical metal?[/quote]

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- FritzMiller disse...
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- Nov 28 2007, 6h59
Progressive Technical Blackened Drone Doom Neo-Classical Psychedelic Sludge Death Metal.

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[quote][b][user]FritzMiller[/user][/b] disse: Progressive Technical Blackened Drone Doom Neo-Classical Psychedelic Sludge Death Metal.[/quote]

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