Liberal Democrat Black Metal

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Líder: asgardsrei666
Política de associação: Aberta
Criado em: 13 Jun 2007
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Liberal Democrat Black Metal (also known as Libdem Black Metal or LDBM) is a title used to refer to black metal acts with an emphasis on Liberal Democrat beliefs in their music.

The LDBM phenomenon

LDBM began in Norway when Euronymous and Varg decided to meet on a Saturday afternoon in McDonalds. Euronymous ordered a Big Mac with fries and a strawberry milkshake, whereas Varg opted for chicken nuggets and the same flavour milkshake as his friend. However, when they got to their table, the two chums were horrified to discover that the member of staff who had taken their order had been so busy laughing at their make-up he had got the order wrong: Euronymous' was fine, but Varg had also been given chocolate milkshake instead. "I don't want this nigger milkshake!" Varg complained, "it's going to rob me!" Euronymous was upset for his new friend and worried that he might be about to cry. In a beautiful display of altruistic selflessness, he swapped the milkshakes over, allowing Varg to drink his - even though he hated chocolate milkshake too. After the meal, the two went to the cinema where they watched "Ernest Saves Christmas". Before long, they had become best friends and were inseparable. They even worked on a matchstick model together, a scale representation of a traditional Norwegian-style stave church, which they built in Euronymous' bedroom at his parent's house. Euronymous' mother was a liberal, forward-thinking parent who believed that young people should be introduced to alcohol in the home environment so that they would learn from an early age to consume it responsibly, and so Euronymous and Varg were allowed to have two cans of Heineken lager each. Although not drunk, after drinking his cans Euronymous was sufficiently tipsy to think it might be fun to set light to the matchstick church. Varg was not so keen because he had, earlier in the evening, declared it to be the 'bestest model I've ever made.' However, as Euronymous was older, Varg would go along with anything his friend suggested. The church was taken into the garden and burnt. The rest is history...

Tr00 LDBM Kvlt Classics:

Angry Liberals - Libdemosofem
Angry Liberals - A Blaze in the Liberal Democrat Party
Angry Liberals - Pure Fucking Liberal (Best of)
Angry Liberals - Liberal Fullmoon Mysticism
Angry Liberals - The Secrets of the Liberal Arts
Angry Liberals - Panzer Division Libdem
Angry Liberals - Under a Liberal Moon