• There's hope for Stratovarius! (And for that matter, Revolution Renaissance too)

    Jun 9 2008, 2h42 por hurricane_mario

    So this whole business with Stratovarius breaking up shocked and confused me so I'm writing this more for myself than anyone.

    Stratovarius broke up like last October but didn't make the official announcement until like March. I personally feel that they are the "best" power metal band. As in, they do it best, put the most feeling into it and are the most innovative. Not my favorite, but the best. What I thought was that Kotipelto (singer) had tension with Timo Tolkki (guitarist/composer), which is true, but I figured the rest of the band would go with T, and K would go back to his solo albums. I was content with that.

    But today I looked into it more, and Found out that instead, Tolkki is finding new, permanent members. Ok, so Stratovarius recorded the entire album with Kotipelto on vocals (which has recently leaked under the name Revolution Renaissance - New Era, which I feel should be changed to Stratovarius as they are the ones that recorded it).

    Then they broke up, I read an interview with Tolkki and it seems it was mainly his decision, citing poor live performance and lack of cohesion within the band. I don't know about that, as the "Last Night on Earth" live in 2007 I thought was great. But listening to this unreleased album I do understand the move, K seems uninspired and weak even though the music is great. So T quickly pulled the most popular power metal singers to re-record vocals and throw the record out the door. Meanwhile the members (bass/keyboard) of Stratovarius are still on the final album (right?) so I find this odd. Mirka Rantanen (Thunderstone) on drums, Pasi Heikkilä (45 Degree Woman) on bass and Joonas Puolakka on keyboards. But it still seems random and just weird to me.
    Now here's what I found today.

    http://www.timotolkki.com/WAVE%20OF%20RIGHTS.jpg
    Tolkki gave the name "Stratovarius" to the three other band members, and cited that he will not accept any money from any past or future albums. I found this a bit extreme, but honestly I still think he's crazy. (he had some kind of mental break down a few years ago)

    Or maybe not? He is auditioning and getting new members for RR. I nearly shat myself when I read.
    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&FriendID=85129540 (scroll down to May 8/12/13/27)
    The singer from Adagio and the drummer from Aquaria? Now he is auditioning bassists, who is he going to get, Billy Sheehan? This band could be so epic.

    Meanwhile as the 3 remaining Stratovarius members have rights to the name, they could release new albums, and as they are still very popular would profit. Plus it would feel completely fresh as (obviously) they will have a new composer.

    AMIRITE?

    1 Play Angra
    622
    2 Play Mago de Oz
    457
    3 DJ Mystik
    451
    4 Play Kamelot
    425
    5 Play Metallica
    421
    6 Play Black Sabbath
    401
    7 Freedom Call
    311
    8 Play Mr. Big
    280
    9 Play Red Hot Chili Peppers
    267
    10 Play Helloween
    255
    11 Play Emerson, Lake & Palmer
    248
    12 Play Arch Enemy
    247
    13 Play King Diamond
    230
    14 Play Rush
    227
    15 Play Sonata Arctica
    218
    16 Play Stratovarius
    212
    17 Play Rhapsody
    191
    18 Play Nightwish
    184
    19 Play Rapture
    183
    20 Play Bob Marley & The Wailers
    175
    21 Play Dethklok
    169
    21 Play Down
    169
    21 Play The Click Five
    169
    24 Play Scorpions
    168
    25 Play Alice Cooper
    166
    26 Play Yngwie Malmsteen
    164
    26 Play Dio
    164
    28 Play Eternal Tears of Sorrow
    163
    29 Play Elvenking
    162
    30 Play Megadeth
    158
    31 Play Blind Guardian
    154
    31 Play System of a Down
    154
    33 Play Bruce Dickinson
    150
    34 Play The Beatles
    149
    35 Play Moby
    147
    36 Play Dark Tranquillity
    142
    36 Play Iced Earth
    142
    38 Play Avantasia
    141
    39 Play Ozzy Osbourne
    140
    40 Play Eric Martin
    137
    41 Play Bee Gees
    134
    42 Play All Time Low
    132
    43 Play Symphony X
    129
    44 Play Primal Fear
    127
    45 Play Sofa Surfers
    125
    46 Play Chumbawamba
    123
    47 Play Dark Moor
    122
    48 Play Dschinghis Khan
    120
    49 Luca Turilli
    115
    50 Play At Vance
  • I'm a Trollosexual

    Dez 14 2007, 8h40 por ScenesterHater

    Yes it is indeed true. I get sexual gratification (that's right, SEXUAL) just by trolling on last.fm.

    It's also true that I'm a big fat hypocrite.

    For example, I love trolling and bashing shit bands in their shoutboxes, yet I hate JKKDARK for doing the exact same thing. But I'm awesome, so who cares? You? Well, FUCK YOU!

    Is trollosexuality any sicker than homosexuality? Hell no! The only diseases you can catch with being a trollosexual is greatness, awesomeness, and hilariousness.

    Some other side effects are as follows:-

    *Other elitists give negative comments/shouts at you because they're an elitist about a different genre or something. Fuck you guys. Metal Elitists are the real elitists coz we're so trve.

    *14 year old girls keep on telling you how much of a "bastard" you are.

    *Losers who pretend not to be haters (but actually are) get on their high horse and tell you to "shut up. why come to this shoutbox if u hate them?" It's a fucking shoutbox, not a fanbox, you whore.

    *Dickheads from "The" Ukraine or from Norway tell you that you somehow "fail at life"; and then recommend you read maddox. maddox was funny 3 years ago. and "fail" is an immensely unfunny, meaningless word now that wannabe internet "badasses" have raped and overused the shit out of it.

    Oh yeah, and Ukraine and Norway are like the shittest countries ever - but only if you don't count Poland. What's the fucking deal with all the Polish groups on last.fm? Poland sucks. Fuck you Poland.

    *Also, the occasional indie nerd/pretentious git/stupid prole comes over and tells you that "every one has different taste" - that's true; and some people's just sucks. Like fans of Emo and fans of Hair Metal. Two of the worst scenes ever.

    But, haters-of-haters aside, trolling is extremely fun, and is pleasurable sexually. So I am hereby urging all of you faggots and heteros to convert to trollosexuality. You know you want to.





    Yay! The same connections I always use!
    Audioslave, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Linkin Park, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Dream Theater, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Panic! At the Disco, The Used, Coldplay, The Rolling Stones, Behemoth, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Amarth, Kamelot, Dark Tranquillity, Katatonia, Opeth, Tool, Burzum, Lacuna Coil, Darkthrone, Drudkh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Mother Love Bone, Temple of the Dog, Mudhoney, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance.
  • JKKDARK - worse than the "scene" kids

    Dez 13 2007, 10h00 por ScenesterHater

    JKKDARK is a fucking loser. Look at "her" fucking charts. Fucking queer arse slut face bitch. I should kill her and eat her heart.

    She's worse than the fucking scenester kids. She's so obsessed with pussy ass hair metal.

    Hair metal is for fags and little girls who try to act all "cool" by listening to some shit form of metal.

    Also a lot of hair metal band are just like the fucking emo bands today - they all tried to make the same sound and have the same image to cash in on the current popular scene.

    JKKDARK you dirty ass little german slut whore bitch, delete your fucking shouts from band pages. and stop fucking posting in them or I'll come over there and rape the shit out of you and inject you with a lethal dose of heroin. fucking bitch, i'll rape your ass til it bleeds, then i'll keep going!!!! fuck off or I'll kill you.

    i dont care even really care if u spam the fucking nickelback, VR, or even Pantera boxes with your bullshit, but stay the fuck away from the AiC shoutbox. hair metal is for fags. only losers like hair metal.

    i'll rape you again and again. then i'll kill your parents. then i'll eat your dog. fuck off, and keep the fuck out u slut!!!!!

    Fucking loser. Too afraid to reply to my messages, but you'll reply to messages from other people. You little cunt. You better fucking reply to this, because I guarantee that many people will comment this and agree with me (except for scene whores/indie nerds/pretentious gits).

    You are a loser, and you are worse to last.fm than the poser fag queer ass emo kids/indie nerds put together.








    CONNECT 4!!!!

    Audioslave, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Linkin Park, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Dream Theater, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Panic! At the Disco, The Used, Coldplay, The Rolling Stones, Behemoth, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Amarth, Kamelot, Dark Tranquillity, Katatonia, Opeth, Tool, Burzum, Lacuna Coil, Darkthrone, Drudkh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Mother Love Bone, Temple of the Dog, Mudhoney.
  • Please comment this to promote healthy discussion on the state of current music

    Nov 18 2007, 12h46 por ScenesterHater

    Yeah so I'm fucken pissed off at the admins/moderators on this site. They seem to have either disabled me from being able to post shit in shoutboxes, or are following everything that I post and are immediately deleting it after I post something.

    I had a million of the most beautiful posts you've ever seen in the My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, but alas, the Nazi's won't allow it.

    They don't care about freedom of speech or freedom of expression. To them it's all about keeping the 14 year old fangirls happy so this site can boast it's numbers, and try to compete with MySpace over who has the most unintellectual fagqueers online.

    I mean, for fuck sake, although my shoutbox posts were laced with profanity and I easily pwned up those n00bs who listen to MCR and FOB, I still don't understand why mine get removed, yet there are a million other flame/troll posts that don't get removed. It must be because I'm a black German. Fucken racist last.fm admins. Yeah I'm talking about you, you fagqueers.

    I suppose I'll have to rant here then instead of on shout boxes.

    Fall Out Boy - I came across this fag yesterday who seems to believe FOB are the greatest band out there and will be remembered as one of the greatest bands in history. Well Basshunterz, you are dead wrong. The band will likely be forgotten in 5 years for the following reasons:
    * The lyrics are shit. This isn't surprising given the fact that fagqueer Pete "Petey" Wentz is the lyricist.
    * Shit music. Come on you losers, you can't even write a decent bassline, or have any good hooks in songs, how about having a decent guitar solo, or some kickass drumming once in a while.
    * Horrible vocals. Aside from being a fat, ugly retard, Patrick Stump cannot sing for shit. He doesn't have any difficult notes to reach, and still he can't reach them. More often than not, he either whines or squeals, rather than sings. And no, Basshunterz, he is most definitely not one of the greatest vocalists. Great vocalists are the likes of Robert Plant or Chris Cornell, not whiny little pussies like Stump.
    * Their image. Face it 14 year old girls; you only like this band because their image (i.e, "emo" hair, face piercings, assorted shades of black) is currently the popular one. When this image is no longer popular, you'll either stop liking them, or, being the whores that FOB are, they'll change their image to whatever is popular. Fuck you cunts.

    My Chemical Romance - One of the shittest bands of contemporary times (although slightly less shit than FOB). These guys are shit pretty much for the same reasons as fallout boy, except these guys have an added bonus of having the most fucked up fans on this Earth. No, MCR/Gerard Way did not save your life. He did not drag you out of a pit of despair, and did not save you from the grip of self harm. If anything, MCR has taken years off your life, or at least your ears.

    Something else that really shits me about this band, is how hard they try to be this generation's Nirvana. MCR have hired Samuel Bayer, the director of Nirvana's classic video for Smells Like Teen Spirit, to direct some of their own videos; not to mention the huge similarities between the video for Teen Spirit and MCR's "Teenagers" - both are shot in a school, performed in front of students, students trash the stage at the end, cheerleader, etc.

    Gerard Way takes it upon himself to imitate Kurt Cobain in other ways as well. Kurt tried to distance himself from his scene (grunge) and hated on others in the grunge scene (Pearl Jam), while Gerard Way recently tried to distance himself from the "emo" scene by calling it "a piece of shit", and he hates on other bands from his scene.

    One thing you won't see MCR imitating from Nirvana is Nirvana's hatred of MTV, since MCR loves MTV for giving them their popularity.

    Gerard way, nothing you have ever said, or will ever say, has been profound in any way whatsoever. You are a pretentious git, and a whore for the money.

    Fans of My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy both insist these bands are the most original, most creative, greatest bands of all time. You are sadly mistaken if you believe these two are up there with the likes of The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, or even Radiohead (a band that I do not like, but respect for their originality and creativity).

    Think about it, 5 or 6 years ago Limp Bizkit and other assorted nu-metal bands were the biggest bands in the world, and all their fans insisted they would be remembered as the greatest bands of all time. Yet today, former fans of Bizkit are ashamed to talk about the fact they used to like Limp Bizkit, and the younger kiddies these days don't even know who Limp Bizkit are. The only nu-metal band that has remained popular is Linkin Park, but even they have gone onto a different sound and different image. This is what is going to happen to all the popular bands from the current "emo"/pop rock scene. Just accept it 14 year old girls and other fagqueers, your favourite bands will be forgotten within 5 to 10 years.

    So scenesters, here are some facts about YOU:
    * You have shit taste.
    * You are a scene whore.
    * You should die a horrible, painful death.

    To all who think differently to what I just wrote here, fuck you cunts, please consider killing yourselves some time in the near future. Thank you and good night.






    Yo dawwwwwwwggzzz, connections i-ight. Audioslave, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Linkin Park, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Dream Theater, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Panic! At the Disco, The Used, Coldplay, The Rolling Stones, Behemoth, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Amarth, Kamelot, Dark Tranquillity, Katatonia, Opeth, Tool, Burzum, Lacuna Coil, Darkthrone, Drudkh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age.