Sorry, I simply can't date you if...

 
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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Abr 17 2014, 1h15
  • You aren't immortal. :|

  • xShackled said:
    lawynd said:
    xShackled said:
    everyone under 16. Ish jailbait
    For you maybe, my cut-off is about 21 these days. ;)

    hehe, understandable, i was just trying to state off to pedobear up there what was underage even for him ;D

    My rule though, is the man's age / 2 + 7
    If it's inside that, it's appropriate enough o;

    Pedobear disapproves of those with morals.

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    • Mai 8 2012, 6h44
    Sorry, I simply can't date you if...
    ...you tell me wife about us.

  • Sorry I simply can't date you if..

    You are high maintenance...emotionally or otherwise.

    And

    If you wear these as part of your every day normal attire..
    eew

    And

    If you don't have discerning taste/are not choosy at all/are fickle and have 'Don Juan' or 'Playboy' syndrome.

    Has our Autumn died...Help me find you again
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    • Jun 28 2012, 17h41

    Re: Sorry I simply can't date you if..

    Madelines said:
    If you wear these as part of your every day normal attire..
    eew
    Why not Mads? So HAWT lol :-))

    I can't stand guys who always wear wife beaters and pants hanging off their ass. Same with women....quit showing your crack. Nobody wants to see it whether you think they do or not. Have some class.

    Nobody dies a virgin....life fucks us all. ~ Kurt Cobain
  • ^ I know, huh. Oh yeah baby! ; ))~

    Totally agree!

    Has our Autumn died...Help me find you again
  • I you have, like, one really big eye, and then one normal sized eye. There needs to be a certain degree of symmetry.

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    • Jun 29 2012, 3h35
    Agreed with Leigh, and another DQ for me is if you have one really big boob and one really small boob. I saw that on an episode of South Park and have been mentally scarred ever since.

  • If your feet are bigger than mine (or hairier)

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  • Lets be real.
    We ain't dating if you ain't gotta job, or if you aren't furthering your education.
    Not only that, I've come to realize I am a spoiled brat. So, it ain't happening if you ain't down with that.

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    • Jul 1 2012, 4h43
    if your fat or do drugs.

  • If you think you're better than me.

  • Fillegothique said:
    if your fat or do drugs.

    If you type "your" when you mean "you're".

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    • Jul 2 2012, 18h14
    ^I've had the exact same thought.

    Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin, I've been picking my scabs again.

  • leighdobson said:
    Fillegothique said:
    if your fat or do drugs.

    If you type "your" when you mean "you're".

    Kennoth said:
    ^I've had the exact same thought.


    Yepppp

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    • Jul 18 2012, 19h49
    You are shorter

  • If you are illiterate and insensitive

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    • Jul 19 2012, 3h20
    You're 20 and you still wear boxers with cartoon print on them.

  • kat-xxhippo said:
    You're 20 and you still wear boxers with cartoon print on them.

    Bad times. I'm 22 and still wear them. It is Simpsons though, so I think I'm reasonably safe with that. There's no age limit on the Simpsons.

  • You try to prove your "manliness" to everybody around you

  • unbirthday said:
    Lets be real.
    We ain't dating if you ain't gotta job, or if you aren't furthering your education.
    Not only that, I've come to realize I am a spoiled brat. So, it ain't happening if you ain't down with that.
    But if you're a beatnik poet you're half a chance

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • I have to continually explain what words mean to you everytime we have a conversation.

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