Sorry, I simply can't date you if...

 
    • [Usuário excluído] disse...
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    • Abr 10 2012, 2h13
    Kiezelsteentje said:
    If we don't have about the same musical taste.
    If you don't take good care of yourself.
    If you don't like animals.
    If you don't have a good sense of humor.
    If you're really too lazy.
    If you're BALD. (No, in that case it will never work out, that's my big dealbreaker D:)


    What if I meet 4 of those? =)

  • If you are highly religious.

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    • Abr 10 2012, 13h07
    unbirthday said:
    If you are highly religious.

    Definitely.

    Also.....if you don't have a car or a job, not interested. Not even if you have a 10-pound dick and a washboard stomach. Get a job.

    Nobody dies a virgin....life fucks us all. ~ Kurt Cobain
  • ^ Agreed. Or at least furthering your education..

    Also, if you think lowly of me just because I enjoy certain artists that are "mainstream"

  • If you won't sing along to Paparazzi with me.

  • Number one rule:
    I have to become friends with you first before I can date you.

    And I can't date you if you are highly religious, close-minded and ignorant.

  • If you can't prioritize correctly.
    If you treat me like I am stupid.
    If you don't have a zombie infestation emergency plan.

  • unbirthday said:
    If you don't have a zombie infestation emergency plan.


    AMEN !!!

  • Sorry, I simply can't date you if..

    You are insecure/overly sensitive, and lack the confidence or maturity to allow me freedom to express my honest thoughts & feelings (without taking it personal), especially during conversation.

    Has our Autumn died...Help me find you again
  • .. you don't have a profound realisation of your ego.

    • Xehiros disse...
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    • Abr 19 2012, 14h11
    If you're ignorant
    If you're full of yourself
    If you have no sense of humour
    If you're racist
    If you're homophobic
    If you don't share common interests

  • if you aren't honest..
    if you don't have a proper education
    if you have longer hair than me (i dated a guy once..)
    if you listen to heavy screamo or rap..
    if you're addicted to gaming (never again)

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    • Abr 20 2012, 1h19
    Xehiros said:
    If you're ignorant
    If you're full of yourself
    If you have no sense of humour
    If you're racist
    If you're homophobic
    If you don't share common interests


    All of that. Also I simply cannot date you if you engage in small talk. I loathe small talk!

  • If you look like a jakey

  • If you don't know how to share.

  • If you don't love cats. gtfo.
    If you hate people who smoke. (because I do.)
    If you aren't at LEAST vegetarian. (vegan is a huge plus!)
    If you hate the music I listen to.
    If you don't love to cuddle.
    If you don't love watching all kinds of movies.
    If you can't stand all things creepy, gory, monstrous, vile, and spooky. :D
    If you can't accept my friends.
    If you can't accept me.
    If you hate dinosaurs.
    If you never want me to write.
    If you are a lying bitch.
    If you are a girl who loves make-up more than natural beauty.
    If you are a boy who is too vein to see through his own hair.
    If you think I'll sit back and do whatever you tell me to.
    If you're too tame in bed. Seriously, guys. (i'm a girl who doesn't like foreplay and just wants it rough.)
    If you hate to cook. (i love to cook with people.)
    If you are an alcoholic.
    If you are unattractive. (i know it's mean, but I don't want to spend my life with a Nosferatu. I'd rather be with an Elvira.)
    If you are religious. (I'd prefer atheist, wiccan, or bhuddist. Maybe agnostic.)
    If you expect me to have children.

    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
    Editado por MaliceForAlice em Abr 25 2012, 22h25
    • Kennoth disse...
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    • Abr 23 2012, 18h17
    If you have a best male friend whom you often tend to kiss and say how much you love him.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • if you're not kennoth

    a friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile

    The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table
    • Kennoth disse...
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    • Abr 23 2012, 18h26
    humanfeelings said:
    if you're not kennoth


    <3

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • humanfeelings said:
    if you're not kennoth

    </3

  • if you cant get down with some chelsea grin or hxc anthing for that matter:)

  • If you are a narcissist.

  • If you're already dating someone else.

  • If you think the whole world revolves around you.

  • If you act like an old man, when you are in your 20s.

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