Sorry, I simply can't date you if...

 
    • holly75 disse...
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    • Fev 6 2012, 13h59
    You're an annoying and argumentative know-it-all.

    Nobody dies a virgin....life fucks us all. ~ Kurt Cobain
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    • Fev 6 2012, 14h03
    Sorry, I simply can't date you if... you understand the definition of empathy and compassion but still have none

  • If you can't treat me like a lady.

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    • Fev 6 2012, 15h20
    If all you listen to is boring shoegaze and 'Indie' music.

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    • Fev 8 2012, 22h20
    If you don't internet. I seriously only go for geeks.

  • ChevChev said:
    If you don't internet. I seriously only go for geeks.

    This bodes well.

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    • Fev 9 2012, 17h23
    For some reason Leigh, this seemed appropriate:



    On topic - I simply can't date you if you'll never do karaoke or dance with me.

    Official recorder of Schrödinger's Tampon.

    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
  • ^ Haha, I approve :D

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    • Fev 9 2012, 22h30
    lawynd said:
    On topic - I simply can't date you if you'll never do karaoke or dance with me.

    But i'm way too black metal to dance. Or smile.

    :3

  • If you remind me of my step-dad..

  • If you're a Muslim.
    If you wear too many black clothes and makeup.
    If you eat fast food all the time.
    If you take everything too seriously.
    If you never smile.

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    • Fev 11 2012, 7h40
    If you're not tastefully offensive to those around you <3

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    • Fev 11 2012, 21h15
    ^I like that!

    Don't know if I said it before, but if you're a prude.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

  • If you can't keep your shit together.

  • If you're virulently racist/sexist/homophobic/bigoted in some other way.

    'An old man stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool.'
    - Jacques-'Jacques' Liverot
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    • Fev 12 2012, 1h42
    If you can't handle sarcasm.

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    • Fev 12 2012, 9h45
    If you're not tastefully offensive to those around you <3
    +1

    If you're eating too many innutritious cereals

  • ChevChev said:
    If you can't handle sarcasm.


    What she said.

    Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
    Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

    -Sometimes you make me so mad that I want to throw you in the middle of on-going cars. But then I realize, I would probably kill myself just to save you...-
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    • Fev 12 2012, 18h32
    If you don't enjoy art in some form (literature, visual, music)

  • If you're mean. The minute a girl gets mean or disapproving of me, she loses at least 100 points of attractiveness.

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    • Fev 13 2012, 3h37
    If you don't think going on a date to a steel mill is romantic.

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    • Fev 13 2012, 14h11
    If you can't stop referring to my chest as a 'nice rack'

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    • Fev 13 2012, 16h26
    If you're NOT mean. But also if you're over the top with being mean.

    Like I said before, tastefully offensive!

  • XJ220RACER said:
    If you're mean. The minute a girl gets mean or disapproving of me, she loses at least 100 points of attractiveness.

    I'm the opposite of this. I like to be treated mean... especially in the bedroom o_O

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    • Fev 13 2012, 17h59
    leighdobson said:
    XJ220RACER said:
    If you're mean. The minute a girl gets mean or disapproving of me, she loses at least 100 points of attractiveness.

    I'm the opposite of this. I like to be treated mean... especially in the bedroom o_O


    There's a big difference between having a mean/bitchy personality and being mean in the bedroom as an arranged consentual behavior.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

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