Corrupt a Wish!

 
    • Sarguer disse...
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    • Mar 15 2012, 22h58
    Granted. Your broken tailbone will be surgically removed, rendering you unable to lean backwards while sitting.

    I wish I could afford a Gibson SG '61 reissue.

    Satu juutalaisten kuninkaasta
    On saavuttanut ehtoopuolensa
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    • Mar 19 2012, 12h34
    granted. You are involved in a terrible car accident that leaves you unable to move anything lower than your neck, but the insurance pays you almost a million.

    I wish it was 3 weeks later than now.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • Granted, but you're in jail.

    I wish I didn't have to work

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    • Mar 19 2012, 23h39
    Granted. Now you're jobless, broke, and prostituting for survival.

    I wish for at least one field of my life to be successful.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

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    • Mar 21 2012, 19h30
    Granted a fully succesful suicide.

    I wish I could study twice as fast and memorise twice as much information.

    Satu juutalaisten kuninkaasta
    On saavuttanut ehtoopuolensa
  • Granted, but your brain will overload and ooze from your ears.

    I wish I could finish writing this novel.

  • Granted, but not one single person ever reads it.

    I wish I was a hacker that could just steal money electronically without anyone noticing.

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    • Mar 22 2012, 12h49
    Granted, but you'll die of cardiovascular diseases due to the obesity caused by your refusal to ever leave the confines of your room that your hacker skills directly caused.

    I wish I had access to an unlimited supply of white chocolate.

    Satu juutalaisten kuninkaasta
    On saavuttanut ehtoopuolensa
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    • Mar 22 2012, 22h44
    Granted, but you'll get really fat

    I wish I were super smart

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    • Mar 23 2012, 2h21
    Granted. You become too smart for your own good. You grasp the meaning of life and all of its secrets and realize it's nothing you expected it to be. Then you kill yourself.

    I wish for a blowjob.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

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    • Mar 23 2012, 5h31
    Wish granted. The blowjob you got sucked, but only in the figurative sense.

    I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

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    • Mar 23 2012, 6h00
    Wish granted but it's your only day to go to the dmv and if you don't go early the line will wrap around the door.

    I wish I could travel time and space with mind powers.

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    • Mar 23 2012, 20h50
    Granted, but you'll never be able to stay at one place for longer than five minutes

    I wish I had a butler

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    • Mar 23 2012, 23h08
    Granted. Sadly it is a robot butler sent back from an alternate future where you are the putative mother of the founder of a reistance movement against the robot overlords, and you must flee his relentless, nay merciless, attack upon you and all you hold dear.

    I wish I had some of them x-ray specs off of the comics.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
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    • Mar 23 2012, 23h50
    Granted, but you'll die of cancer because these x-rays just aren't good for you

    I wish I were the prettiest girl on this planet

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    • Mar 26 2012, 18h38
    Granted but the only one left on the planet to enjoy your good looks is Rosie O'Donnell.

    I wish I had diplomatic immunity.

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    • Mar 30 2012, 1h50
    Granted, but you go around telling people you have that and nobody knows what you're talking about.

    I wish everyone started smoking weed or did something to make them as relaxed as I am.

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    • Abr 8 2012, 11h26
    Granted, weed grows freely in every country in the world. All wars end and pollution stops, I make $1,000,000 investing early in cheetos and dutch masters stock, but we all die as people forget how to run the power grid and running water and hospitals.

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    • Abr 8 2012, 18h38
    Granted, you won't have any wishes ever again.

    I wish I could eat as much peanut butter as I wanted.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • granted, you'll explode once you stop, though

    i wish i wasnt so easy to scare

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    • Abr 13 2012, 11h09
    Granted. Utterly fearless, you embark on a series of hair-raising death-defying extreme activities that lead with a certain inevitability to your early demise.

    I wish I was polygot (and no, I don't mean eaten by parrots).

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
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    • Abr 13 2012, 19h20
    Granted, but your native language would be one that nobody else but you understands

    I wish I were a doctor

  • Granted, but you become mentally unwell and start killing your patients. Old people who trusted you. You sicken me.

    I wish I had a cat.

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    • Abr 14 2012, 2h12
    Granted. I come to your house steal it.

    I wish I had a pet unicorn that take me flying.

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    • Abr 15 2012, 20h00
    Granted, but you'd be a comic figure for the rest of your life


    I wish it was 30 degrees C

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