Corrupt a Wish!

 
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    • Fev 11 2012, 18h01
    Wow this is a good one...granted, but you lose your hands in a freak accident and you can't go on the internet anymore.

    I wish the government would do everything I tell them to.

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    • Fev 11 2012, 20h55
    Granted, but due to this fact, half of the world's population will die within the first week and the second half including yourself in the next.

    I wish there was world peace

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    • Fev 11 2012, 23h41
    Granted, but aliens invade the next day and having scrapped our weapons due to World Peace, we were immediately eliminated by them.

    I wish Apple would sell their company to me for free.

  • Granted, and it go bankruptcy very soon and you are in large debt now.

    i wish i can be a successful movie director

    Wu Jiashu is a dog. Remember that.
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    • Fev 12 2012, 14h31
    Granted, of porn movies.

    I wish I knew how to dj.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • Granted, but no-one ever hears it, as you dj in your basement

    I wish I had a sword

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
  • granted but tomorrow you will accidentally kill yourself with it

    i wish i were asleep

  • Granted. Now you can't wake up, just like those characters in Neil Gaiman's The Sandman.

    I wish this world was a better place, in general.

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    • Fev 23 2012, 16h34
    granted, you die.

    i wish i my wish wont come true.

  • IMPOSSIBLE :O instead, you become an alien and move to mars.

    i wish i could cook

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    • Fev 24 2012, 3h24
    Granted, you are now able to prepare soylent green like a boss.

    i wish i could just sleep.

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    • Fev 24 2012, 4h53
    Granted, you go into a coma for 9 years and wake up in an unfamiliar life.

    I wish I would never get headaches.

  • Granted, you get ballache instead. Much worse.

    I wish I didn't have hayfever.

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    • Mar 1 2012, 14h05
    granted, you now have grassfever

    I wish I could speak with elephants

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
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    • Mar 1 2012, 23h58
    Granted, but they always tell you to go away and insult you.

    I wish I will be a cat in my next life.

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    • Mar 2 2012, 5h18
    Granted! But you belong to a horrible owner who abuses you everyday.

    I wish I could bust through walls like the Kool-aid Man.

  • Granted, but you actually ARE the Kool-aid man.

    I wish I had someone to spend money on :o

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    • Mar 2 2012, 23h58
    granted, you spend all your money on L. Ron Hubbard - you join scientology.

    i wish the next poster wishes for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for poster below me to wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for an infinity loop.

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    • Mar 3 2012, 1h55
    Granted, I wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for poster below me to wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for an infinity loop.

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    • Mar 3 2012, 3h53
    Granted, but the space time continuum breaks and everyone in the universe evaporates.

    I wish I was the world's most successful fisherman.

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    • Mar 3 2012, 4h15
    JNHNDRK said:
    Granted, of porn movies.


    Hey now, nothing wrong with that. Thing of all the benefits of "casting".

    ^Granted. You get so good you eventually catch the Loch Ness monster itself! Unfortunately, it ends up eating you.

    I wish I was a successful businessman.

  • Granted. Unfortunately, you are in serious debt with some rather shady characters.

    I wish the global economy didn't suck.

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    • Mar 15 2012, 10h30
    Granted. The economy picks up and everybody has loadsamoney, due to massive investment by... The Military. Shortly after, everybody is either doing weapons research or combat training :(

    I wish I didn't need to walk two miles each way to get to the nearest decent supermarket.

  • Granted, you'll walk five miles instead.

    I wish there were no earthquakes anywhere at all.

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