Corrupt a Wish!

 
  • Granted. You now gain weight from breathing.

    I wish that I had a ukulele.

  • Granted, but it's got no strings.

    I wish was stealth like a ninja.

  • Granted, but you are so supernaturally stealthy you actually lose yourself.

    I wish I was a keyboardist in a really silly black metal band.

    "If rubbin' cold dirt into your crotch is wrong then hell I don't wanna' be right" ~ Free Waterfall Snr.
  • Granted, but you scare all the hot women away with your epic battle axe of terror. ... and you're also in a black metal band.

    I wish I was a pirate.

  • granted, but you must wear two eye patches at all times.

    I wish my headache would go away.

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    • Jan 12 2012, 9h03
    granted, now everything but your head aches.

    i wish for a bottle of glenfiddich 15 and some good company.

  • Granted, but the good company is actually Gene Simmons tongue in your ass.

    I wish for a batcave.

  • Granted, but it has no lights.

    I wish for a four cheese pizza.



    My eclectic score is currently

    95/100
  • Granted, but its the worst pizza you ever tasted.

    I wish for Easter eggs.

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    • Jan 13 2012, 13h51
    granted, you get a basket of easter eggs from last easter.

    i wish i wasn't so perverted.

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    • Jan 13 2012, 17h20
    Granted. You're not even more perverted, to the point you're unable to lead a normal conversation.

    I wish I wasn't this tired.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • granted... you'll fall asleep... eternal sleep.......

    i wish i had posted in this thread yesterday

  • GRANTED! But... by posting in this thread yesterday you cannot post today! DARN!

    I wish I could fall asleep on cue!

    AND I WON'T FREAK OUT THIS TIME I SAID
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    • Jan 14 2012, 8h50
    granted, the cue on witch your body decides to give in and fall asleep is whenever you have to pee.

    i wish i was well educated already.

  • granted but you are educated about pineapples only.

    i wish i didnt have to sleep.

  • granted, you fall into a vegetative state and never sleep or do anything else either

    i wish i was good at maths

  • Granted but everything you do needs to be thoroughly calculated and you waste your whole day on making perfect toast.

    I wish to ride a dragon.

  • granted but this dragon is herp derp and crashes into a building.

    i wish i was a ninja

  • Granted. But you're the worst ninja ever and you accidentally kill yourself with your own weapons

    I wish for a shiny car

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
  • Granted, but it's so shiny that it blinds you.

    I wish that I had a huge fish tank.

  • Granted, but the fish tank is made with toxins that kill anything you try to put in it.

    I wish i was good at art

  • granted, you master piano playing but become deaf so you cant enjoy it anymore

    i wish some cool aliens made themselves known to us

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    • Jan 16 2012, 10h35
    Granted, you are abducted in a UFO

    I wish there was enough employment for everyone

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    • Jan 16 2012, 18h30
    humanfeelings said:
    granted... you'll fall asleep... eternal sleep.......


    Sounds good ;)

    Granted. Everyone's employed, so are you, as a toilet cleaning lady. And since all the jobs are full, you'll be doing it for the rest of your life.

    I wish I was normal.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • Granted. But now so is everyone else. Everyone is so normal no-one can tell each other apart.

    I wish I could fly

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
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