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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 22 2012, 20h46
1001 Things To Do Tomorrow
Scream inhuman obscenities at my miniature Easter Island heads.
Dye my hair a colour outside the spectrum of human visual range, so only crayfish and lobsters can appreciate its majesty.
Pitch my idea for a rom-com set in Skyrim to some captive geese.
Emit high-pitched noises from my kidneys.
Blow raspberries on Tony Wakeford's belly for everyones amusement.
Punch pilot whales and accuse them of conspiring against the republic.
Write an essay on why wallpaper is stupid.
Squeeze Kennoth's bottom when he least expects it.
Grow an extra set of armpits behind my knees, just in case.
Mine for pigeons.
Violently rape theodolites.
Translate 'The Good Soldier Sjevk' by Jaroslav Hasek into Klanger-speak.
Start a beige metal band called Chameleonic Diorrhea.
Falsely proclaim to be king of the celeriac people.
Pimp the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Invent a new way of spelling the word 'a'.
Proove beyond all conjecture that 1 + 1 = MASSIVE.
Record myself saying "bup-bup, bup-bup-bup, bup-bup, bup, bup-bup-bup" for 97 hours.
Attempt to recontextualize the soviet realism movement (oft confused with the similarily named 'social realist movement') as an example of the wests dawning acceptance and awareness of our environmental shortsightedness and anti-conservationalist sentiments that fuction as an alternative (not in opposition) of contemporary 'relational' art practice.
LOFLOBROPBLOPFOBLPROLBROPFBLOFPBLOPLLWOBBQ... With a hammer.
Direct Mein Kampf; The Musical! (snub Andrew Lloyd-Webber)
Tattoo a photorealist likeness of my face on my own face.
Commision a polar bear to create an informational diorama about J.J. Charlesworth.
Sail an Egyptian barge over the Custard Factory.
Fondle manatees inappropriately.
Design and patent a Duncan Banatyne Burning kit
Fail to think of 1001 things to do tomorrow.
[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: [list][*] Scream inhuman obscenities at my miniature Easter Island heads. [*] Dye my hair a colour outside the spectrum of human visual range, so only crayfish and lobsters can appreciate its majesty. [*] Pitch my idea for a rom-com set in Skyrim to some captive geese. [*] Emit high-pitched noises from my kidneys. [*] Blow raspberries on Tony Wakeford's belly for everyones amusement. [*] Punch pilot whales and accuse them of conspiring against the republic. [*] Write an essay on why wallpaper is stupid. [*] Squeeze Kennoth's bottom when he least expects it. [*] Grow an extra set of armpits behind my knees, just in case. [*] Mine for pigeons. [*] Violently rape theodolites. [*] Translate 'The Good Soldier Sjevk' by Jaroslav Hasek into Klanger-speak. [*] Start a beige metal band called Chameleonic Diorrhea. [*] Falsely proclaim to be king of the celeriac people. [*] Pimp the Archbishop of Canterbury. [*] Invent a new way of spelling the word 'a'. [*] Proove beyond all conjecture that 1 + 1 = MASSIVE. [*] Record myself saying "bup-bup, bup-bup-bup, bup-bup, bup, bup-bup-bup" for 97 hours. [*] Attempt to recontextualize the soviet realism movement (oft confused with the similarily named 'social realist movement') as an example of the wests dawning acceptance and awareness of our environmental shortsightedness and anti-conservationalist sentiments that fuction as an alternative (not in opposition) of contemporary 'relational' art practice. [*] LOFLOBROPBLOPFOBLPROLBROPFBLOFPBLOPLLWOBBQ... With a hammer. [*] Direct [i]Mein Kampf; The Musical![/i] (snub Andrew Lloyd-Webber) [*] Tattoo a photorealist likeness of my face on my own face. [*] Commision a polar bear to create an informational diorama about J.J. Charlesworth. [*] Sail an Egyptian barge over the Custard Factory. [*] Fondle manatees inappropriately. [*] Design and patent a Duncan Banatyne Burning kit [*] Fail to think of 1001 things to do tomorrow. [/list] [/quote]

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- ProximityFuze disse...
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- Mai 23 2012, 12h28
28. Consider additional items to add

“Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

The Group with good conversation, excellent coffee & cake and a polar bear!!

[quote][b][user]ProximityFuze[/user][/b] disse: 28. Consider additional items to add[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Mai 23 2012, 12h41
29. Check my last.fm-only email account for spam (see "What's on my clipboard" and "Ctrl+v" threads)

2A 30. Remember not to always count in hexadecimal.

31. Play some more music from the last.fm radio on this account :)

32. Think of some more awesome imaginary band names.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 29. Check my last.fm-only email account for spam (see "What's on my clipboard" and "Ctrl+v" threads) [s]2A[/s] 30. Remember not to always count in hexadecimal. 31. Play some more music from the last.fm radio on this account :) 32. Think of some more awesome imaginary band names. [/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 23 2012, 15h14
33. Form a posse with some garden gnomes.
34. Summon incorporeal triangles from the elemental plane of really-big-holes.
35. Pen a national socialist diatribe in heiroglyphics.
36. Conspire with tramps.
37. Renovate a derelict barrow into a Burger King.
38. Paint St. Pauls Cathedal hot pink and start calling it Lorna Simpson II.
39. Play Peter Kay DVDs in super-slow-motion.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 33. Form a posse with some garden gnomes. 34. Summon incorporeal triangles from the elemental plane of really-big-holes. 35. Pen a national socialist diatribe in heiroglyphics. 36. Conspire with tramps. 37. Renovate a derelict barrow into a Burger King. 38. Paint St. Pauls Cathedal hot pink and start calling it Lorna Simpson II. 39. Play Peter Kay DVDs in super-slow-motion.[/quote]

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- XJ220RACER disse...
- Usuário
- Mai 23 2012, 22h51
40. Divide by zero.

Comment, ne pas te faire confiance, toi?

[quote][b][user]XJ220RACER[/user][/b] disse: 40. Divide by zero.[/quote]

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- unbirthday disse...
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- Mai 24 2012, 7h16
41. Burn my exes house down
42. Piss on an elderly woman
43. Try to sell voodoo dolls to my neighbors
44. Contract AIDS
45. Write a letter to myself in the future.

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

[quote][b][user]unbirthday[/user][/b] disse: 41. Burn my exes house down 42. Piss on an elderly woman 43. Try to sell voodoo dolls to my neighbors 44. Contract AIDS 45. Write a letter to myself in the future.[/quote]

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- marjattamusiikk disse...
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- Mai 24 2012, 11h23
46-Take candy from a baby.
{It really is that easy}

Please let there be light In a darkened room

[quote][b][user]marjattamusiikk[/user][/b] disse: 46-Take candy from a baby. {It really is that easy}[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Mai 24 2012, 20h50
47. Use all my powers of charm and persausion to convince Varg Vikernes to start an 8-bit thug-disco band called Swagkrieg.
48. Start an entire Swagkrieg movement.
49. Get myself nominated for this years Turner Prize by curating a performance featuring both myself and several quite large men of various races and ethnicities to trump out the Ugandan national anthem on old teak tables.
50. Profit from the adventurous exploits of swashbuckling echidnas.
51. Raze cities to the ground simply by having Brian Blessed shout at them.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 47. Use all my powers of charm and persausion to convince Varg Vikernes to start an 8-bit thug-disco band called Swagkrieg. 48. Start an entire Swagkrieg movement. 49. Get myself nominated for this years Turner Prize by curating a performance featuring both myself and several quite large men of various races and ethnicities to trump out the Ugandan national anthem on old teak tables. 50. Profit from the adventurous exploits of swashbuckling echidnas. 51. Raze cities to the ground simply by having Brian Blessed shout at them. [/quote]

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- unbirthday disse...
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- Mai 24 2012, 21h17
52. Obtain the Enchyridion.
53. Eat a dick.
54. Buy an iPhone
55. Smash an iPhone
56. Mount a Zebra and ride into the sunset.
57. Build Alchemy lab.

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

[quote][b][user]unbirthday[/user][/b] disse: 52. Obtain the Enchyridion. 53. Eat a dick. 54. Buy an iPhone 55. Smash an iPhone 56. Mount a Zebra and ride into the sunset. 57. Build Alchemy lab.[/quote]

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- ProximityFuze disse...
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- Mai 25 2012, 3h10
58. Try and understand quantum mechanics
59. Ogle an eagle
60. Walk an otter on a leash
61. Continue to maintain my rage against Facebook while still laughing at people who bought shares in it

“Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

The Group with good conversation, excellent coffee & cake and a polar bear!!

[quote][b][user]ProximityFuze[/user][/b] disse: 58. Try and understand quantum mechanics 59. Ogle an eagle 60. Walk an otter on a leash 61. Continue to maintain my rage against Facebook while still laughing at people who bought shares in it[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Mai 25 2012, 13h49
62. Fix the chronically broken "Start your word with the last two letters of mine" thread ;)
63. Enable llamas.
64. Prove the equation 1 = 2.
65. Express curiosity about who will get item 69 in this list.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 62. Fix the chronically broken "Start your word with the last two letters of mine" thread ;) 63. Enable llamas. 64. Prove the equation 1 = 2. 65. Express curiosity about who will get item 69 in this list.[/quote]

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- XJ220RACER disse...
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- Mai 25 2012, 22h56
66. Try to convince people that 1332 is the most evil number as it is double 666.
67. Try to convince people that unicorns are real and going to invade Earth within 5 minutes of me telling them that.
68. Run for class president and get assassinated by extremists.
69. Go an entire day without fantasizing or thinking about sex.

Comment, ne pas te faire confiance, toi?

[quote][b][user]XJ220RACER[/user][/b] disse: 66. Try to convince people that 1332 is the most evil number as it is double 666. 67. Try to convince people that unicorns are real and going to invade Earth within 5 minutes of me telling them that. 68. Run for class president and get assassinated by extremists. 69. Go an entire day without fantasizing or thinking about sex.[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Mai 30 2012, 22h48
70. Exploit hedgehogs
71. Breed toupees
72. Dismiss meteorites
73. Penetrate jungles
74. Throw Finns
75. Marry zombies
76. Mock cupboards
77. Imitate coral
78. Wash oxygen
79. Eat korans
80. Bend horizons
81. Support flamingos
82. Terrify stumps
83. Direct buckets
84. Impersonate shirts
85. Read my belly button
86. Summon genitalia
87. Burn tears
88. Swallow questions
89. Tickle basilisks
90. Tell Nicolas Cage to chill the fuck out

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 70. Exploit hedgehogs 71. Breed toupees 72. Dismiss meteorites 73. Penetrate jungles 74. Throw Finns 75. Marry zombies 76. Mock cupboards 77. Imitate coral 78. Wash oxygen 79. Eat korans 80. Bend horizons 81. Support flamingos 82. Terrify stumps 83. Direct buckets 84. Impersonate shirts 85. Read my belly button 86. Summon genitalia 87. Burn tears 88. Swallow questions 89. Tickle basilisks 90. Tell Nicolas Cage to chill the fuck out [/quote]

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- Sensualeyes disse...
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- Mai 31 2012, 13h49
91. rape a hot chick
92.rob a bank
93.run from the cops
94.emigrate to Mexico

[quote][b][user]Sensualeyes[/user][/b] disse: 91. rape a hot chick 92.rob a bank 93.run from the cops 94.emigrate to Mexico[/quote]

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- oliskye disse...
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- Jun 1 2012, 14h58
95. harassing and hunting people

kolotipikukalatiminu baa baaaaa walatiminungkadabungbangbung

[quote][b][user]oliskye[/user][/b] disse: 95. harassing and hunting people[/quote]

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- maxedoutnoob disse...
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- Jun 1 2012, 18h51
96. Sleep furiously with colorless green ideas

[quote][b][user]maxedoutnoob[/user][/b] disse: 96. Sleep furiously with colorless green ideas[/quote]

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- kissesneverdie disse...
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- Jun 2 2012, 11h02
97. Write a book, then tear it up and throw it over a bridge.
98. Smoke until my lungs turn black, then act in a commercial on why smoking is bad.
99. Create a music video which includes every sports team's mascot jumping on a trampoline.
100. Purchase Google, then sell it to an old man who has never used the internet.

Attention all planets of the solar federation: we have assumed control.[x3]

[quote][b][user]kissesneverdie[/user][/b] disse: 97. Write a book, then tear it up and throw it over a bridge. 98. Smoke until my lungs turn black, then act in a commercial on why smoking is bad. 99. Create a music video which includes every sports team's mascot jumping on a trampoline. 100. Purchase Google, then sell it to an old man who has never used the internet.[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Jun 2 2012, 16h17
101. Buy it back from the old man for £500. then put the source code into the public domain :D
102. Cash in the shares to hire an expensive copyright solicitor to dodge the resultant flak ;)

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 101. Buy it back from the old man for £500. then put the source code into the public domain :D 102. Cash in the shares to hire an expensive copyright solicitor to dodge the resultant flak ;) [/quote]

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- InterceptorZero disse...
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- Jun 6 2012, 4h29
103. Work with a team of executives and buy the rights to 7-11's Slurpee machine.
104. Play Meteos and yell out loud about blowing up planets at the DS.
105. Create solar fusion.
106. Stare at that MLA handbook guide I never opened for 10 minutes.
107. Play with Google Map's road view feature and pretend I'm driving through Detroit.
108. Watch The Big Bang theory and yell out loud about blowing up planets at the TV.
109. Invent a new drug using envelope adhesive and Hawaiian Punch.
110. Watch "Chicken Techno" on Youtube and ask myself why am I watching this?

[quote][b][user]InterceptorZero[/user][/b] disse: 103. Work with a team of executives and buy the rights to 7-11's Slurpee machine. 104. Play Meteos and yell out loud about blowing up planets at the DS. 105. Create solar fusion. 106. Stare at that MLA handbook guide I never opened for 10 minutes. 107. Play with Google Map's road view feature and pretend I'm driving through Detroit. 108. Watch The Big Bang theory and yell out loud about blowing up planets at the TV. 109. Invent a new drug using envelope adhesive and Hawaiian Punch. 110. Watch "Chicken Techno" on Youtube and ask myself why am I watching this?[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Jun 6 2012, 11h21
111. Evaluate 7 in binary.
112. Calculate how many pounds in a hundredweight.
113. Make a remix of Lionel Richie and Amy Lee... oh, wait
114. Reformat some 5.25 inch 360K floppies with DOS 3.3
115. (EDIT) Count forum posts.
116. Mine some redstone :D
117. Eat seven cadburys mini rolls...
118. Phone directory enquiries (not).
119. Allow SIM card to send a message?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 111. Evaluate 7 in binary. 112. Calculate how many pounds in a hundredweight. 113. Make a remix of Lionel Richie and Amy Lee... oh, wait 114. Reformat some 5.25 inch 360K floppies with DOS 3.3 115. (EDIT) Count forum posts. 116. Mine some redstone :D 117. Eat seven cadburys mini rolls... 118. Phone directory enquiries (not). 119. Allow SIM card to send a message?[/quote]
Editado por um usuário excluído em Jun 7 2012, 18h52

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- ProximityFuze disse...
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- Jun 6 2012, 12h30
120. Wake up

“Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

The Group with good conversation, excellent coffee & cake and a polar bear!!

[quote][b][user]ProximityFuze[/user][/b] disse: 120. Wake up[/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Jun 6 2012, 19h01
InterceptorZero said:
110. Watch "Chicken Techno" on Youtube and ask myself why am I watching this?

121. Curse and lament the fact I never came up with (and profited) from this idea.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]InterceptorZero[/user][/b] said: 110. Watch "Chicken Techno" on Youtube and ask myself why am I watching this?[/quote] 121. Curse and lament the fact I never came up with (and profited) from this idea.[/quote]

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- unbirthday disse...
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- Jun 7 2012, 6h17
122. Eat a bagel.
123. Slap a penguin.
124. Wax my eyebrows
125. Transform into my final form.
126. Sell the rest of the organs I have in my freezer.
127. Lots of hookers.

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

[quote][b][user]unbirthday[/user][/b] disse: 122. Eat a bagel. 123. Slap a penguin. 124. Wax my eyebrows 125. Transform into my final form. 126. Sell the rest of the organs I have in my freezer. 127. Lots of hookers. [/quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
- Usuário
- Jun 7 2012, 18h55
128. For security reasons, change password to at least ten mixed upper/lower/digit/punctuation characters. Woo. (DONE.)

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: 128. For security reasons, change password to at least ten mixed upper/lower/digit/punctuation characters. Woo. (DONE.)[/quote]

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- leighdobson disse...
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- Jun 7 2012, 19h07
129. Leave my password as it is because I'm a rebel.

Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.

[quote][b][user]leighdobson[/user][/b] disse: 129. Leave my password as it is because I'm a rebel.[/quote]

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