Blind Guardian does NOT have balls

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Líder: tronfreak
Política de associação: Aberta
Criado em: 18 Fev 2007
Descrição:
This is a group for all of you out there who really don't like bands with that fucking Dark-Ages-Style, singing about dragons and knights and other insignificant stuff that noone wants to hear...

There are signs on the Ring
Which makes me feel so down
There's one to enslave all Rings
To find them all in time
And drive them into darkness
Forever they'll be bound
Three for the Kings
Of the elves high in light
Nine to the mortal
Which cry

I'll keep the Ring full of sorrow
I'll keep the Ring till I die
I'll keep the Ring full of sorrow
I'll keep the Ring till i die

Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and i walk to the hill
And there 's no way out


Mordor
Dark land under Sauron's spell
Threatened for a long time
Threatened for a long time
Seven rings to the dwarves
In their halls made of stone
Into the valley
I feel down
One ring to the dark lord's hand
Sitting on his throne
In a land so dark
Where I've to go

I'll keep the Ring
Till I die.

Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (till I die)
Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (I'll keep the Ring)
Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (till I die)
Lord of the Rings





Hell... what's this? Lord Of The Rings... I mean, I liked the book(s), I liked the movies, but can there be anything more insignificant than a song about Lord Of The Rings?
I don't really think so...
By the way... Oh yes, there actually IS one more insignificant song: The Bard's Song.

Now you all know
The bards and their songs
When hours have gone by
I'll close my eyes
In a world far away
We may meet again
But now hear my song
About the dawn of the night
Let's sing the bards' song

Sung in such a boring Dark-Ages-Style.

Good to know that there are still bands nowadays that make good music. If you listen to at least one of them, feel free to join!

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  • Codera

    the person who made this is definitely a troll, everyone knows Blind Guardian is an awesome band. Long live the Bards! \m/

    Terça de manhã

  • Schander

    lolwut... ignorance is bliss, I guess.

    janeiro 2012

  • Tuberkulloosi

    Fuck off wimps. Blind Guardian do have balls. Also all the connected artists fucking blow.

    novembro 2011

  • Tuberkulloosi

    hehe))) reli fani!

    novembro 2011

  • AsylumMassacre

    Is this group a joke?

    julho 2011

  • RachelAn3

    Fuck Y'All Haters, Suck My Dick!

    abril 2011

  • SilverBarron

    The creator of this group obviously heard those 2 ballads and decided thats what all the songs sound like!

    janeiro 2011

  • Saryntian

    this gruop sucks.

    janeiro 2011

  • Ottah94

    BG doesn't want to have balls cause they actually don't make poser metal. Listen to your emo stuff and that's fine but BG are ages better.

    novembro 2010

  • Wollongong93

    this group does NOT have balls

    outubro 2010

  • FenoFromSky

    KINGS OF LEON, go and die now :D

    junho 2010

  • -Nile-

    Music does not need balls. :o And when I see your charts, I'm happy that I will never see mosh-kids like you on a BG concert. :)

    junho 2010

  • glompix

    ahahahahahahahah "#3 - Linkin Park"

    maio 2010

  • dragons_r_Cool

    Blind Guardian is the biznatchma. of course a complete fool such as yourself wouldn't know this, because your ears along with your brain apparently turned stupid

    abril 2010

  • Regdot

    fuck this group

    janeiro 2010

  • ok-

    Some of their early albums are OK... But then......

    outubro 2009

  • xSkraelingx

    Of course BMTH and Slipknot are going to be in the charts of a group who's name is "Blind Guardian does NOT have balls". Fuck all you little teenybopper poseurs who can't recognize good music.

    setembro 2009

  • Miguel192

    Auto suicide, you all members. Blind Guardian is one of the best bands ever.

    julho 2009

  • FaustFest

    wow this group sucks LOL

    abril 2009

  • Necro_von_Gore

    AS IF DRAGONS WERE MEDIEVAL. Dragons are fantasy. This group is the worst crap i've ever seen

    abril 2009
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